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- Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:42 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
A zoo got a new gorilla but she was very hard to handle as she was in heat but there were no male gorillas around. So they asked a big Spurs fan who worked there will you ride her for €500? He said he’d think about it. He came to work the next day and said I will do it, but with 3 conditions. 1. No ...
- Wed Feb 03, 2021 10:39 am
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Wolverhampton Wanksocks A Tue 2nd Feb KO 6pm
- Replies: 348
- Views: 48771
- Mon Jan 25, 2021 7:02 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3319
- Views: 706913
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Prince Charles is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets one. The patient replies: "Fair fa your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin race, Aboon them a ye take yer place, Painch, tripe or thairm, As la...
- Sat Jan 23, 2021 7:05 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: other matches this weekend
- Replies: 14042
- Views: 1276356
Re: other matches this weekend
Cheltenham leading City Takes the pressure off of us if they can hang on.
- Sat Jan 23, 2021 7:02 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Soton smelly scrotums A Fa cup 4th rnd KO 1215 pm
- Replies: 267
- Views: 52825
Re: Soton smelly scrotums A Fa cup 4th rnd KO 1215 pm
He is depressed after joining this forum and sees all the criticism about him and team. he said in a statement that the only enjoyable part of the forum is the Cannonballs section where he can read about book, see funny jokes and of course more tits than you can dream of!
- Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:32 am
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: other matches this weekend
- Replies: 14042
- Views: 1276356
Re: other matches this weekend
I would prefer pool in 4th place than spudsPerryashburtongroves wrote: ↑Thu Jan 21, 2021 10:07 pmFuck off bindippers, here's to another 30 years and more.
- Tue Jan 19, 2021 3:29 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3319
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Young husband and wife are struggling to pay their mortgage. Husband gives out saying that he's the bread-winner and it's time his missus earned some cash. She protested that she was a home-maker and as such didn't have the skillset for earning in a regular job. "Fine" says he "you ca...
- Tue Jan 19, 2021 3:21 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3319
- Views: 706913
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
A Collie was talking about how hard he works on the farm.
A nearby sheep piped up 'YOU don't work hard, all you do is boss US around.'
'WHAT DID YOU SAY' shouted the Collie.
"You herd me" replied the sheep
A nearby sheep piped up 'YOU don't work hard, all you do is boss US around.'
'WHAT DID YOU SAY' shouted the Collie.
"You herd me" replied the sheep
- Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:27 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: The 'I told you so' EU referendum - Officially the Worst Thread Ever
- Replies: 5194
- Views: 754664
Re: The 'I told you so' EU referendum - Officially the Worst Thread Ever
Amazon Germany have an English version now which will be cheaper for us to order from and i have been told Quicker
No red tape or checks and tariffs. They might even have Tassimo coffee pods DB.
No red tape or checks and tariffs. They might even have Tassimo coffee pods DB.
- Sat Jan 09, 2021 8:01 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Fat topless beer bellied arseholes with stupid voices H Fa Cup 3rd round Sat 9th Jan KO 530pm
- Replies: 348
- Views: 75116
- Sat Jan 09, 2021 7:25 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Fat topless beer bellied arseholes with stupid voices H Fa Cup 3rd round Sat 9th Jan KO 530pm
- Replies: 348
- Views: 75116
- Sat Jan 09, 2021 7:15 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: RIP Thread
- Replies: 2390
- Views: 576997
Re: RIP Thread
Gwen Friar RIP. Wife of Ken who has statue of him outside the Emirates.
- Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:50 am
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: RIP Thread
- Replies: 2390
- Views: 576997
- Sun Jan 03, 2021 5:12 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: other matches this weekend
- Replies: 14042
- Views: 1276356
Re: other matches this weekend
Chavs 0 Citeh 2 Surely Lumpard sailing close to the wind? How much did they spend in the Summer...........8th in the table, 3 points above us having played the same number of games :shock: He may very well be out on his heavy groove SteveO..the meeja to a man were yanking the skull off it a few wee...
- Sun Dec 27, 2020 7:35 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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- Views: 706913
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. When served he asks the bartender “where is everybody?” “They’ve gone to the hanging” “Hanging? Who are they hanging?” “Brown Paper Pete,” “What kinda name is that ?” “Well, he wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brow...