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by corkbarry
Sun Feb 07, 2021 7:42 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 3164
Views: 639653

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

A zoo got a new gorilla but she was very hard to handle as she was in heat but there were no male gorillas around. So they asked a big Spurs fan who worked there will you ride her for €500? He said he’d think about it. He came to work the next day and said I will do it, but with 3 conditions. 1. No ...
by corkbarry
Wed Feb 03, 2021 10:39 am
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Wolverhampton Wanksocks A Tue 2nd Feb KO 6pm
Replies: 348
Views: 47218

Re: Wolverhampton Wanksocks A Tue 2nd Feb KO 6pm

Study this at your ease ,which one is a more obvious penalty.


https://streamable.com/h70l1s
by corkbarry
Mon Jan 25, 2021 7:02 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 3164
Views: 639653

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Prince Charles is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets one. The patient replies: "Fair fa your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin race, Aboon them a ye take yer place, Painch, tripe or thairm, As la...
by corkbarry
Sat Jan 23, 2021 7:05 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: other matches this weekend
Replies: 13374
Views: 1122841

Re: other matches this weekend

Cheltenham leading City :D Takes the pressure off of us if they can hang on.
by corkbarry
Sat Jan 23, 2021 7:02 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Soton smelly scrotums A Fa cup 4th rnd KO 1215 pm
Replies: 267
Views: 51310

Re: Soton smelly scrotums A Fa cup 4th rnd KO 1215 pm

He is depressed after joining this forum and sees all the criticism about him and team. he said in a statement that the only enjoyable part of the forum is the Cannonballs section where he can read about book, see funny jokes and of course more tits than you can dream of! :D
by corkbarry
Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:32 am
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: other matches this weekend
Replies: 13374
Views: 1122841

Re: other matches this weekend

Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Thu Jan 21, 2021 10:07 pm
Fuck off bindippers, here's to another 30 years and more. :D
I would prefer pool in 4th place than spuds :o
by corkbarry
Tue Jan 19, 2021 3:29 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 3164
Views: 639653

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Young husband and wife are struggling to pay their mortgage. Husband gives out saying that he's the bread-winner and it's time his missus earned some cash. She protested that she was a home-maker and as such didn't have the skillset for earning in a regular job. "Fine" says he "you ca...
by corkbarry
Tue Jan 19, 2021 3:21 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 3164
Views: 639653

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

A Collie was talking about how hard he works on the farm.

A nearby sheep piped up 'YOU don't work hard, all you do is boss US around.'

'WHAT DID YOU SAY' shouted the Collie.



"You herd me" replied the sheep
by corkbarry
Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:27 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: The 'I told you so' EU referendum - Officially the Worst Thread Ever
Replies: 5194
Views: 681859

Re: The 'I told you so' EU referendum - Officially the Worst Thread Ever

Amazon Germany have an English version now which will be cheaper for us to order from and i have been told Quicker :barscarf:

No red tape or checks and tariffs. They might even have :roll: Tassimo coffee pods DB.
by corkbarry
Sat Jan 09, 2021 8:01 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Fat topless beer bellied arseholes with stupid voices H Fa Cup 3rd round Sat 9th Jan KO 530pm
Replies: 348
Views: 73033

Re: Fat topless beer bellied arseholes with stupid voices H Fa Cup 3rd round Sat 9th Jan KO 530pm

corkbarry wrote:
Sat Jan 09, 2021 7:25 pm
No problem now ,2 0
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I am the internet Seer, old and wise :D :gus2:
by corkbarry
Sat Jan 09, 2021 7:15 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: RIP Thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 528418

Re: RIP Thread

Gwen Friar RIP. Wife of Ken who has statue of him outside the Emirates.
by corkbarry
Tue Jan 05, 2021 11:50 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: RIP Thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 528418

Re: RIP Thread

StuartL wrote:
Mon Jan 04, 2021 7:11 pm
Tanya Roberts

Absolute stunner - Bond girl, Sheena Queen of the Jungle and a Charlie’s Angel for one series too :cry:
Still alive :barscarf:


https://www.fm104.ie/news/buzz/bond-gir ... gent-says/
by corkbarry
Sun Jan 03, 2021 5:12 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: other matches this weekend
Replies: 13374
Views: 1122841

Re: other matches this weekend

Chavs 0 Citeh 2 Surely Lumpard sailing close to the wind? How much did they spend in the Summer...........8th in the table, 3 points above us having played the same number of games :shock: He may very well be out on his heavy groove SteveO..the meeja to a man were yanking the skull off it a few wee...
by corkbarry
Sun Dec 27, 2020 7:35 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 3164
Views: 639653

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. When served he asks the bartender “where is everybody?” “They’ve gone to the hanging” “Hanging? Who are they hanging?” “Brown Paper Pete,” “What kinda name is that ?” “Well, he wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brow...