A young lady in the maternity ward, just prior to labor, is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband," she replies. "O.K. do you have a boyfriend?", asks the Midwife. "No, no boyfriend either." &qu...

An Irishman walking through a field sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Irishman shouts "Na ol an t-uisce, ta sé lan de chac bo" (Don't drink the water, it's full of cowsh!t.) The man shouts back "I'm English, speak English, I don't understand you". The Iris...

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the he...

Lager that taste like piss

I haven't bothered reading this thread for fear of what he said. Seeing the thread title was sufficient for me to add my bit so here goes. THAT RETARDED FUCKING HALFWIT IS A SCAB ON THE CRUTCH OF HUMANITY. HE IS NOT FIT TO LICK THE PISS FROM A DEAD WINO'S SHIT STAINED TROUSERS. HE KNOWS FUCK ALL AB...

barnfield88 wrote:

Postman wrote:How many of those named would get in Chelsea or Uniteds midfield?

WE ARE NOT CHELSEA OR MAN UNITED THOUGH.....

But isn't that who we are meant to be competing with

How many of those named would get in Chelsea or Uniteds midfield?

Maybe its time to start singing David Dein's name





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