I'm not saying you should totally distrust the internet, but there's a huge discrepancy between the number of iPads I've won,
and the number of iPads i own
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- Mon Apr 22, 2024 6:13 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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- Mon Apr 22, 2024 6:13 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
What they should really say on those cooking shows: "Hello and welcome to 'Pointless Cooking That Has Nothing To Do With Anyone's Actual Life'. Today, we are making a very complicated recipe, using ingredients you don't have, utensils you've never heard of, and in a kitchen that is bigger than ...
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 6:12 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Jokes about sugar are rare.
Jokes about brown sugar - Demerara.
Jokes about brown sugar - Demerara.
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 6:11 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
When employing someone, gather all the C.V.s together and randomly split them into two piles.
Take one pile and throw it in the bin.
This stops you employing anyone unlucky.
Take one pile and throw it in the bin.
This stops you employing anyone unlucky.
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 6:09 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Me and the wife have just been to the cinema to see that film Suffragette.
Two hours of a woman's struggle........full of tears, aggression, sadness, anger and frustration.
Anyway, after she finally managed to park the car we rushed in and caught the credits...
Two hours of a woman's struggle........full of tears, aggression, sadness, anger and frustration.
Anyway, after she finally managed to park the car we rushed in and caught the credits...
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 6:08 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Car of the year 2024 as voted for by the readers of Women's Own is..........
A blue one!!
A blue one!!
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 6:07 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
"You will always remember this day as the happiest day of your life"
"But the Wedding is not until tomorrow dad"
"I know, son"
"But the Wedding is not until tomorrow dad"
"I know, son"
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 6:07 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 6:06 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
To the person who stole my antidepressants
I HOPE YOUR HAPPY NOW!!
I HOPE YOUR HAPPY NOW!!
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 6:06 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
I unfortunately mixed up my sleeping pills with my Viagra.
I ended up having forty wanks.
I ended up having forty wanks.
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 6:05 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
I called up the doctor and said, "Doctor, my wife is going into labour and her contractions are coming really fast!
What should I do?"
"Is this her first child?" he asked.
"No, this is her husband."
What should I do?"
"Is this her first child?" he asked.
"No, this is her husband."
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 6:04 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
My wife left me because of my insecurities.
No wait, she's back.
She just went to make a cup of tea.
No wait, she's back.
She just went to make a cup of tea.
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 6:03 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
I'm worried something might be wrong with my testicles.
One seems bigger than the others.
One seems bigger than the others.
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 6:01 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
A police officer called the station on his radio.
"I need back up here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"Not yet"
"Why not"
"The floor's still wet."
"I need back up here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"Not yet"
"Why not"
"The floor's still wet."
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 5:24 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Modern Football Bol**cks
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Re: Modern Football Bol**cks
When did it become the norm for broadcasters to apologies for ‘unsavoury’ language from the crowd? What kind of soppy cuńt gets offended by swearing from/during a football game? :lol: :D time is coming when you will be reported for swearing by someone (anomously) sitting near you via text and next ...