Missed the first half as playing first game of cricket season, saw about last twenty and we looked very ordinary, we must have been better in the first, did we miss some good chances Actually looking forward to the cricket season, Wimbledon and the Olympics already....but hey what's new with us at ...

Missed the first half as playing first game of cricket season, saw about last twenty and we looked very ordinary, we must have been better in the first, did we miss some good chances Honestly Lefty mate if we had a half decent striker we'd have been two nil up in the first 25 minutes, maybe less. F...

Missed the first half as playing first game of cricket season, saw about last twenty and we looked very ordinary, we must have been better in the first, did we miss some good chances

Well at least we can concentrate on the cl, oh wait

Two priests are driving down the road when they are stopped by two police officers. "We're looking for two child molesters," the officers tell them. The priests look at each other for a moment before replying, "We'll do it." :coffeespit: Laughed out loud at most of those Lefty, ...

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 11, 2024 4:20 pm

Excellent Lefty !

How are you mate

A prostate examination is not a good time to find out your doctor is an amateur ventriloquist

Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows it

Some kids knocked on my door trick or treating,

I told them to fuck off with their American shit, they said "nothing wrong with American culture mister"

so I shot the fuckers.

Is my Thai girlfriend really a guy? Something inside me says yes!

"You're so childish" screamed the wife. "Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends, this is ridiculous, this relationship is over!"

"This relationship is what? Over"

"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and *word censored*?" young son asks. "Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "that's a pussy son." "Its wonderful dad, can I touch it?" "NO son," says dad, "If yo...

Two priests are driving down the road when they are stopped by two police officers.

"We're looking for two child molesters," the officers tell them.

The priests look at each other for a moment before replying, "We'll do it."

A man sunbathes in the nude and ends up burning his penis. His doctor tells him to ease the pain by dipping it in a saucer of cold milk. Later, his blonde wife comes home and finds him with his dick in a saucer of cold milk. "Good heavens!" she remarks "I always wondered how you reloa...

Lonely hearts and. "I am a single man (30) seeking a life-partner to share my soul with. I am sensitive, caring and have a deeply loving nature. If you wish to give me your heart, I will give you mine and know that, held within your gentle hands, it will be safe for ever. "No fat birds.&qu...