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- Fri May 03, 2024 12:43 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: other matches this weekend
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Re: other matches this weekend - Sean Dyche appreciation thread!
Agree with Rodders, Steveo and StuartL, our run since Christmas would be enough to win the league for decades if it weren't for this cheaty115 machine. The Newcastle away was a farce, how the fuck they got that goal is still mind boggling, does anyone think we would have been given that. Villa away,...
- Fri May 03, 2024 12:27 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3312
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
A recent survey reported that one fifth of men don't know how to turn on the dish washer.
I find that licking her nipples and a light gentle fingering usually does the trick.
I find that licking her nipples and a light gentle fingering usually does the trick.
- Fri May 03, 2024 12:26 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3312
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
1 inch - Are you taking the piss? 2 inch - I can't even hold it properly. 3 inch - Never been so unsatisfied in my life. 4 inch - I've had bigger. 5 inch - Good, but not enough! 6 inch - About right. 8 inch - Fucking perfect when your drunk. 10 inch - It's hurting my insides. 12 inch - I'm absolutel...
- Fri May 03, 2024 12:26 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3312
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Stuart L (2) wrote: ↑Fri May 03, 2024 12:19 pmI had to go to the doctors this week due to having a very sore penis
He told me I need to stop masturbating so vigorously
When I asked why,
he said it was making his desk wobble.
- Thu May 02, 2024 11:58 am
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3312
- Views: 703966
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Her : "D'you wanna go upstairs?
Me : "Oh Aye Sure"
Her : "Have you got protection?"
Me : "Why?... What the fuck is up there?"
Me : "Oh Aye Sure"
Her : "Have you got protection?"
Me : "Why?... What the fuck is up there?"
- Thu May 02, 2024 11:58 am
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3312
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last night didn't go very well.
Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese
Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese
- Thu May 02, 2024 11:57 am
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3312
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
I was worried that the mechanic would rip me off because I was a blonde woman.
Imagine my relief when I found out that I only needed indicator fluid
Imagine my relief when I found out that I only needed indicator fluid
- Wed May 01, 2024 2:44 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3312
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
I've just sat down in the restaurant with my wife and ordered the hippo soup.
Not sure what I'm gonna have yet.
Not sure what I'm gonna have yet.
- Wed May 01, 2024 2:43 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3312
- Views: 703966
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
My wife has left me because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impression
But don't worry.......... I'll return
But don't worry.......... I'll return
- Wed May 01, 2024 2:42 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3312
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
I came downstairs this morning to find my girlfriend had gone and had left a note on the fridge door that said 'this isn't working, goodbye'.
Well I just opened the fridge and it's working fine.
Well I just opened the fridge and it's working fine.
- Wed May 01, 2024 2:42 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3312
- Views: 703966
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
You'd be surprised how quickly the sales people at the B&Q try and assist you after ignoring you for the past 15 minutes,
when you try and start a chainsaw!!!
when you try and start a chainsaw!!!
- Wed May 01, 2024 2:41 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3312
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
My wife came into the lounge and asked why our two year old son was screaming.
"He kicked me in the balls," I snarled.
"He doesn't understand that it hurts," she said.
"He fucking does now," I replied.
"He kicked me in the balls," I snarled.
"He doesn't understand that it hurts," she said.
"He fucking does now," I replied.
- Wed May 01, 2024 2:41 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3312
- Views: 703966
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
I saw a bloke on the train wearing a T-shirt that read, "This is what a feminist looks like.
" And right enough, he had a flat chest and facial hair.
" And right enough, he had a flat chest and facial hair.
- Wed May 01, 2024 2:40 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
“ I’ve got good news and bad news”, the doctor said.
“ I’m afraid we’re going to have to amputate your leg”.
“Fucking hell! What’s the good news?” I asked.
“See that young nurse over there with the big tits?
I fucked her last night.”
“ I’m afraid we’re going to have to amputate your leg”.
“Fucking hell! What’s the good news?” I asked.
“See that young nurse over there with the big tits?
I fucked her last night.”
- Wed May 01, 2024 2:40 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3312
- Views: 703966
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
The only thing flat-earthers fear …....
is sphere itself.
is sphere itself.