Just turned on for a few minutes and saw the Tottenham counter attack chance - about 5 on 3 was it? Didn’t look like a team trying their upmost to stick it in the net to me. Can’t see this going our way unfortunately. Tbf the player tried to dummy it for the guy on his outside but there wasn't enou...

mcdowell42 wrote: ↑

Tue May 14, 2024 7:54 pm

Ah boys don't do it to yourselfs, the inevitable is going to happen not long into the 2nd half

We can't help it, it's a disease

TeeCee wrote: ↑

Tue May 14, 2024 7:46 pm

Son trying to make himself a Spuds hero by playing like a c.unt

This ^

Never seen him so shit, the prick

Fuck me their passing it to them six yards out

Ffs can't help but torture myself, tbf if that spuds player had hit it anywhere but straight down the keepers throat then that's in ffs

Seriously some of the comments on here I really can’t get my head around. Calling players c*unts, really this is what you do? Lesbians etc etc I get the feeling some on here would be happier if Arsenal lost and then you can go into one. Seriously we are going into the last game and yet the numourou...

BobbyPires7 wrote: ↑

Wed May 08, 2024 9:13 pm

Ramsdale to Munich.

Is that Munich upon Tyne

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your girl down on all ...

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever" I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that". "Fine" I said. "I want to die when Tottenham win the premier league then". "You crafty cunnt"...

4-0

Time to rectify the 8-2

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Sun May 05, 2024 1:42 pm

Just make sure they are Gooners mate, it makes the teen bonding a real nice experience.... If they support another team it causes all kinds of "Trouble".

That's what adoption agencies were set up for

I asked 100 women at the leisure centre what shampoo they used whilst showering?

95% replied, "what the fuck are you doing in here?

Agree with Rodders, Steveo and StuartL, our run since Christmas would be enough to win the league for decades if it weren't for this cheaty115 machine. The Newcastle away was a farce, how the fuck they got that goal is still mind boggling, does anyone think we would have been given that. Villa away,...

A recent survey reported that one fifth of men don't know how to turn on the dish washer.

I find that licking her nipples and a light gentle fingering usually does the trick.

1 inch - Are you taking the piss? 2 inch - I can't even hold it properly. 3 inch - Never been so unsatisfied in my life. 4 inch - I've had bigger. 5 inch - Good, but not enough! 6 inch - About right. 8 inch - Fucking perfect when your drunk. 10 inch - It's hurting my insides. 12 inch - I'm absolutel...