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by LeftfootlegendGooner
Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:16 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Bayern bumholes A Ch lge QF 2nd leg Weds 17th April KO 8pm
Replies: 458
Views: 4683

Re: Bayern bumholes A Ch lge QF 2nd leg Weds 17th April KO 8pm

Well in it, but not creating anything. Thet're closing Odegaard down very quickly and doubling up on our wingers. we need to move the ball more quickly, although it's very congested out there and you can see that we're terrified of losing the ball and getting done on the break. I'm conscious of alw...
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Wed Apr 17, 2024 4:45 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 3231
Views: 673631

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

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by LeftfootlegendGooner
Wed Apr 17, 2024 1:39 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Bayern bumholes A Ch lge QF 2nd leg Weds 17th April KO 8pm
Replies: 458
Views: 4683

Re: Bayern bumholes A Ch lge QF 2nd leg Weds 17th April KO 8pm

We have to score first and take it from there otherwise our little petals will wilt. Jorginho has to start and hopefully we will see the old Rice from a few weeks ago. COYG!!! I think Rice is knackered, he was ridiculously used for two whole meaningless international friendlies when he should have ...
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Wed Apr 17, 2024 1:21 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Bayern bumholes A Ch lge QF 2nd leg Weds 17th April KO 8pm
Replies: 458
Views: 4683

Re: Bayern bumholes A Ch lge QF 2nd leg Weds 17th April KO 8pm

I think this will be a hard watch, I can't even predict a score either way, if we turn up we can win but that's if. Zinchenko is an enigma to me, large parts of last season I thought he played well but seems to have regressed, we know he will start so let's hope he Has his best game of the season, I...
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Sun Apr 14, 2024 6:01 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Villa vaginas H Sun 14th April KO 430pm
Replies: 432
Views: 4613

Re: Villa vaginas H Sun 14th April KO 430pm

Missed the first half as playing first game of cricket season, saw about last twenty and we looked very ordinary, we must have been better in the first, did we miss some good chances Actually looking forward to the cricket season, Wimbledon and the Olympics already....but hey what's new with us at ...
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Sun Apr 14, 2024 5:43 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Villa vaginas H Sun 14th April KO 430pm
Replies: 432
Views: 4613

Re: Villa vaginas H Sun 14th April KO 430pm

Missed the first half as playing first game of cricket season, saw about last twenty and we looked very ordinary, we must have been better in the first, did we miss some good chances Honestly Lefty mate if we had a half decent striker we'd have been two nil up in the first 25 minutes, maybe less. F...
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Sun Apr 14, 2024 5:38 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Villa vaginas H Sun 14th April KO 430pm
Replies: 432
Views: 4613

Re: Villa vaginas H Sun 14th April KO 430pm

Missed the first half as playing first game of cricket season, saw about last twenty and we looked very ordinary, we must have been better in the first, did we miss some good chances
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Sun Apr 14, 2024 5:35 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Villa vaginas H Sun 14th April KO 430pm
Replies: 432
Views: 4613

Re: Villa vaginas H Sun 14th April KO 430pm

Well at least we can concentrate on the cl, oh wait :roll:
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Sat Apr 13, 2024 1:22 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 3231
Views: 673631

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Two priests are driving down the road when they are stopped by two police officers. "We're looking for two child molesters," the officers tell them. The priests look at each other for a moment before replying, "We'll do it." :coffeespit: Laughed out loud at most of those Lefty, ...
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Thu Apr 11, 2024 5:01 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 3231
Views: 673631

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

OneBardGooner wrote:
Thu Apr 11, 2024 4:20 pm
:lol: :lol: :lol: Excellent Lefty ! :high5: :cheers:
How are you mate
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Thu Apr 11, 2024 12:16 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 3231
Views: 673631

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

A prostate examination is not a good time to find out your doctor is an amateur ventriloquist
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Thu Apr 11, 2024 12:15 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 3231
Views: 673631

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows it
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Thu Apr 11, 2024 12:15 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 3231
Views: 673631

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Some kids knocked on my door trick or treating,

I told them to fuck off with their American shit, they said "nothing wrong with American culture mister"

so I shot the fuckers.
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Thu Apr 11, 2024 12:14 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 3231
Views: 673631

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Is my Thai girlfriend really a guy? Something inside me says yes!
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Thu Apr 11, 2024 12:13 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 3231
Views: 673631

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

"You're so childish" screamed the wife. "Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends, this is ridiculous, this relationship is over!"

"This relationship is what? Over"