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by LeftfootlegendGooner
Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:17 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 3164
Views: 639374

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

I walked in the bedroom to find my wife dead in the bed the other day.

Looking at her lifeless there, I decided to have one last go.

Right in the middle she opened her eyes and shouted BOO!

Honestly, some people are fucking sick in the head.
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:16 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 3164
Views: 639374

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

A man hates his wife"s cat so much he drives to the next town and dumps it. When he gets home, it"s there. Next day he drives 50 miles and dumps it. When he gets home, it"s there. So the next day he drives to the other side of the country and dumps it. One hour later he rings his wife...
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:15 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 3164
Views: 639374

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

"I'm going out to scrape the car," my wife said this morning.

"Against what?" I replied.
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Sun Mar 17, 2024 6:18 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Porto dirty cheating putas Ch lge last 16 2nd leg Tues 12th Mar KO 8pm
Replies: 529
Views: 5460

Re: Porto dirty cheating putas Ch lge last 16 2nd leg Tues 12th Mar KO 8pm

DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Mar 16, 2024 6:59 pm
TeeCee wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 12:21 pm
To be fair, the French were worried WW2 was going to go to penalties!

8)
They'd surrendered long before that was even a distant possibility. Fucking cheese eating surrender monkeys. :lol: :wink:
Hmmm

03.00hrs GMT Russia invades Ukraine

03.01hrs GMT France surrenders
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Thu Mar 14, 2024 2:58 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: other matches this weekend
Replies: 13374
Views: 1122243

Re: other matches this weekend

We will get shitty, warm balls ( :shock: ) and all that :roll: :lol:
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Tue Mar 12, 2024 11:08 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Porto dirty cheating putas Ch lge last 16 2nd leg Tues 12th Mar KO 8pm
Replies: 529
Views: 5460

Re: Porto H Ch lge last 16 2nd leg Tues 12th Mar KO 8pm

Reno Gooner wrote:
Tue Mar 12, 2024 10:48 pm
Anyone think we'll get beyond the next round??
Fucking hell
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Tue Mar 12, 2024 9:17 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Porto dirty cheating putas Ch lge last 16 2nd leg Tues 12th Mar KO 8pm
Replies: 529
Views: 5460

Re: Porto H Ch lge last 16 2nd leg Tues 12th Mar KO 8pm

This match just goes to show how crap the level of the Premier League is. Been saying it all season Rob. Still we should be beating these cheating cnuts, come on boys Behave yourselves, it's such a shit excuse, so who are the reigning CL team, who's top of the PL league, put Porto in the PL and the...
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Sat Mar 09, 2024 6:36 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Brentford bulbeyes H Sat 9th Mar KO 530pm
Replies: 262
Views: 4106

Re: Brentford bulbeyes H Sat 9th Mar KO 530pm

Time and time and time again it was said on here that he lets the ball roll across his body and waits a fucking eternity to kick it. He’s a fucking brain dead C.UNT :twisted: He was slow BUT surely defenders were taught as a kid to not pass directly at goal plus they know he lets it pass across his...
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Sat Mar 09, 2024 6:32 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Brentford bulbeyes H Sat 9th Mar KO 530pm
Replies: 262
Views: 4106

Re: Brentford bulbeyes H Sat 9th Mar KO 530pm

Got to say though that although Trossard is one of my favourite players he should have lobbed the keeper early doors from rambos throw because he was 15 yards off his line and it was a sitter.
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Sat Mar 09, 2024 6:27 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Brentford bulbeyes H Sat 9th Mar KO 530pm
Replies: 262
Views: 4106

Re: Brentford bulbeyes H Sat 9th Mar KO 530pm

I actually feel sorry for the guy but unfortunately that's him done now, I always wanted him to do well.

Havertz one end missing a sitter and then gifting them a joke of a goal.

Still, I think we will win this 4-1 :wink:
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Sun Feb 25, 2024 8:42 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Mikel Arteta, success or failure? - Merged thread.
Replies: 4911
Views: 726691

Re: Mikel Arteta, success or failure? - Merged thread.

I understand people dont like Arteta and this forms their basis for their opinion on him. However our defensive prowess is levelling up. Teams struggle to get into our final third let alone carve a string of high quality chances. Ill still never understand the desire to see this manager sacked and ...
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Sat Feb 24, 2024 8:19 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Barcodes H Sat 24th Feb KO 8pm
Replies: 281
Views: 4035

Re: Barcodes H Sat 24th Feb KO 8pm

Fuck me sideways, went to pour a wine and we score :lol: :barscarf:
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Sat Feb 24, 2024 8:17 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Barcodes H Sat 24th Feb KO 8pm
Replies: 281
Views: 4035

Re: Barcodes H Sat 24th Feb KO 8pm

Literally just got back in time for this game, got stuck on the M25 after a multi car pile up and three lanes closed. Been a a kids party all day, 60 screaming little urchins in Hertfordshire. Anyhow my hearing is slowly returning and a glass of wine in hand (Well I did but it's empty already :lol: ...
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Thu Feb 22, 2024 8:52 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Barcodes H Sat 24th Feb KO 8pm
Replies: 281
Views: 4035

Re: Barcodes H Sat 24th Feb KO 8pm

These are getting fucked off back to Poundland with their tails between their cunnts 5-0 8) :barscarf: