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by Retro Gunner
Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:39 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Brighton H Thurs 5th Dec KO 815pm
Replies: 226
Views: 5235

Re: Brighton H Thurs 5th Dec KO 815pm

Who knows anymore ? Playing against a good side, or even a half decent side, I expect us to struggle and probably lose. Against perennial relegation battlers like Brighton, any outcome is possible, but it will be a grim slog whatever. I'd predict 1-1, or 2-1 to either side. I'm afraid that Freddie h...
by Retro Gunner
Thu Nov 21, 2019 6:14 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: ALL Transfer talk - merged thread
Replies: 3813
Views: 164455

Re: ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

:lol: Excremento and Defectum has a certain ring to it :rubchin: I love it when you talk latin to me :shock: :lol: I understand that completely, but sadly, the missus doesn't seem keen on what I consider my Cicero-type Latin, romantic eloquency. She usually responds with the phrase, Fuckus Offtatum...
by Retro Gunner
Thu Nov 21, 2019 6:02 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Soton H Sat 23rd Ko 3pm
Replies: 243
Views: 6694

Re: Soton H Sat 23rd Ko 3pm

BBC Football: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50508471 Granit Xhaka: Arsenal midfielder could return against Southampton - Unai Emery "Unai Emery says Granit Xhaka could return to the Arsenal team against Southampton on Saturday, despite recently claiming he was unsure if he would play for the...
by Retro Gunner
Thu Nov 21, 2019 5:58 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Womans Football WTF
Replies: 189
Views: 9078

Re: other matches this weekend

Have you seen the standard?!! My 5 a side crew could all get tit jobs done and fucking dominate that league for the next 20 years ffs. :oops: :lol: From what I hear, that won't be necessary.....the middle aged men's ones that you already have, will be just fine. :lol: :wink: Not a moob between us. ...
by Retro Gunner
Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:44 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: ALL Transfer talk - merged thread
Replies: 3813
Views: 164455

Re: ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

Xhaka......yet another Arsenal success story :roll: New club motto - "buy them dear loan them cheap" Where's my transalator pal - how does that one read in latin :lol: Pretiosa Excremento, Arcu Defectum Best I can do, but I quite like it. :lol: :lol: Excremento and Defectum has a certain ring to it...
by Retro Gunner
Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:42 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: ALL Transfer talk - merged thread
Replies: 3813
Views: 164455

Re: ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

Xhaka......yet another Arsenal success story :roll: New club motto - "buy them dear loan them cheap" Where's my transalator pal - how does that one read in latin :lol: Pretiosa Excremento, Arcu Defectum Best I can do, but I quite like it. :lol: :lol: Excremento and Defectum has a certain ring to it...
by Retro Gunner
Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:34 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: THE WENGER THREAD
Replies: 37580
Views: 1398777

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

So we finally got to see what "big job" it was that he repeatedly turned down this past decade just so that us ungrateful morons could question his judgement and loyalty And there was us thinking it was Real Madrid or Barcelona...... Ah yes SteveO, but who could have imagined that he could possibly...
by Retro Gunner
Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:00 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: ALL Transfer talk - merged thread
Replies: 3813
Views: 164455

Re: ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

Xhaka......yet another Arsenal success story :roll: New club motto - "buy them dear loan them cheap" Where's my transalator pal - how does that one read in latin :lol: Pretiosa Excremento, Arcu Defectum Best I can do, but I quite like it. :lol: :lol: Excremento and Defectum has a certain ring to it...
by Retro Gunner
Wed Nov 20, 2019 6:13 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: ALL Transfer talk - merged thread
Replies: 3813
Views: 164455

Re: ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

Arsenal are planning a scouting mission tomorrow for Hungary midfielder Dominik Szoboszlai. An Arsenal source says that the club regard RB Salzburg ace Szoboszlai as a genuine contender to replace Xhaka in their midfielder. [@SportsPeteO] Tbh I'd consider my dead grandmother as a genuine contender ...
by Retro Gunner
Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:54 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: ALL Transfer talk - merged thread
Replies: 3813
Views: 164455

Re: ALL Transfer talk - merged thread

Xhaka......yet another Arsenal success story :roll:

New club motto - "buy them dear loan them cheap"

Where's my transalator pal - how does that one read in latin :lol:

Pretiosa Excremento, Arcu Defectum


Best I can do, but I quite like it.

:lol:
by Retro Gunner
Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:15 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Modern Football Bol**cks
Replies: 1250
Views: 80630

Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

I thought "game management" was simply conveyed by the captain, manager or resident hardman giving two or three finger taps to his temple while looking around at the rest of his team. Frequently administered after your team have scored a goal for fear of conceding a quick equaliser. Clearly this pr...
by Retro Gunner
Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:07 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: THE WENGER THREAD
Replies: 37580
Views: 1398777

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

:coffeespit: Now that Wenger has rightfully been appointed as the ruler of football, many will wonder what changes to the rules will be implemented over the next few years. Extracts from a leaked draft document reveal some of what we can expect: - similar to rugby and the original rules of football,...
by Retro Gunner
Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:48 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Womans Football WTF
Replies: 189
Views: 9078

Re: other matches this weekend

What a predicament a load of old geysers with the sex change operation earning big in womens football .....and everyone too scared to say anything .....you got to laugh :D :D :D Have you seen the standard?!! My 5 a side crew could all get tit jobs done and fucking dominate that league for the next ...
by Retro Gunner
Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:44 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Modern Football Bol**cks
Replies: 1250
Views: 80630

Re: Modern Football Bol**cks

"Game management" or "in game management" If ever the Bluffers Guide to Football was released, this bullshit phrase should be the first chapter. For the first 40 years of my life I never heard the fucking phrase mentioned once. Now every single thicko pundit from Lily Savage to Danny Fuckwit Murphy...
by Retro Gunner
Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:27 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Womans Football WTF
Replies: 189
Views: 9078

Re: other matches this weekend

What a predicament a load of old geysers with the sex change operation earning big in womens football .....and everyone too scared to say anything .....you got to laugh :D :D :D Have you seen the standard?!! My 5 a side crew could all get tit jobs done and fucking dominate that league for the next ...

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