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by officepest
Tue Oct 24, 2017 8:13 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Xhaka
Replies: 125
Views: 14033

Re: Xhaka

He's total fucking mince. Decent shot on him and that's it.

£35m down the drain on this colossal waste of space.
by officepest
Tue Oct 24, 2017 8:12 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Norwich Home 24th Oct 19:45
Replies: 145
Views: 11666

Re: Norwich Home 24th Oct 19:45

Wenger in league cup forfeit shocker.

Why even bother putting a team out? Just boycott it and take the fine as he clearly couldn't give two shits for the competition.
by officepest
Mon Sep 04, 2017 5:30 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: THE WENGER THREAD
Replies: 37747
Views: 1803554

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Thread needs distilling:

Wenger was great, now he's a total fucking cünt.
by officepest
Mon Sep 04, 2017 5:28 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: THE WENGER THREAD
Replies: 37747
Views: 1803554

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

He really is an out and out liar. Completely feckin' Tonto of course He must be the only person breathing air on this planet who still thinks we can win the prem title this season... (well maybe a few hundred dumb as shyte and twice as smelly AKB's also) Nah mate. Not even Wenker believes we'll be ...
by officepest
Mon Sep 04, 2017 5:24 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread
Replies: 3148
Views: 185241

Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

So. Can someone tell me if Lemar qualifies for our sooper, sooper top, top qualiteee Virtual Squad....??? I mean we DID try and sign him but being sensible chap he fecked us off. Alas he's ineligible for the virtual squad of Wenker "could have" signings as the latter actually tried to sign Lemar bu...
by officepest
Sun Sep 03, 2017 6:05 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: THE WENGER THREAD
Replies: 37747
Views: 1803554

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

He just can't fucking help himself, can he?

As soon as there's a hint of pressure he tries the old faithful guilt-trip.

"I thought about leaving" (last season)

"I spoke to PSG".

:puke:
by officepest
Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:52 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: League Cup Draw
Replies: 39
Views: 4107

Re: League Cup Draw

Jesus, is the league cup still a thing?
by officepest
Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:43 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Bournemouth home thread
Replies: 222
Views: 19339

Re: Bournemouth home thread

Perfect Wenker game. They're not great on their travels and have had a ropey start to the season too so we should roll them over considering Wenker will have had two solid weeks of smoking Satan's scaly rod. 3-0 to the bottle-jobs and AKB delight. Ceremonial club merchandise sales to soar 290% :wink:
by officepest
Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:21 am
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: THE WENGER THREAD
Replies: 37747
Views: 1803554

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

In a dark basement somewhere in Totteridge there lies a coffin full of soil gathered in antiquity from Alsace...

The coffin is guarded day and night by ensorcelled AKBs dressed from head to toe in ceremonial club merchandise who will defend their ancient Lord and Master to the end.
by officepest
Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:57 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread
Replies: 3148
Views: 185241

Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

Oh how we laughed when Wenker bought Welltoss on deadline day not so long ago. How we openly mocked the vindictive old Bastard after the 8-2 bum snogging triggered the now infamous trolley-dash. This year? Fuck all comedy factor: he's even depriving us of the gallows humour to be found in ripping th...
by officepest
Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:27 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread
Replies: 3148
Views: 185241

Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

Users browsing this forum: Baidu [Spider], Google Adsense [Bot], Midz and 47 guests That shows just how interested Arsenal fans are :barscarf: Has that been fucked since the update? I never see users showing online anymore apart from myself. Has everybody got me blocked? :lol: Just Nat, Rodders. Ju...
by officepest
Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:46 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread
Replies: 3148
Views: 185241

Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

Totally forgot Gollum Özil fucks off for free too at season's end. Not that I can muster a single fuck to give about that, mind. No but someone should be responsible for £77M being pissed down the drain, but as per usual under Wiggy and Wanker noone will be held responsible, can anyone honestly ima...
by officepest
Thu Aug 31, 2017 5:55 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: THE WENGER THREAD
Replies: 37747
Views: 1803554

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Wenger is the Petain to Kroenke's Vichy regime. Wish they would all fuck off to the football equivalent of the Nuremburg trials for crimes against football. *word censored*. Ouch! Does that mean we can put TOF behind bars for life? :lol: I'd rather hang the bastard :barscarf: :high5: Mate, pick whi...
by officepest
Thu Aug 31, 2017 5:51 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread
Replies: 3148
Views: 185241

Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

Totally forgot Gollum Özil fucks off for free too at season's end.

Not that I can muster a single fuck to give about that, mind.
by officepest
Thu Aug 31, 2017 5:48 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: The January "He Looks Quite Good" Transfer Thread
Replies: 3148
Views: 185241

Re: The Fake News Summer Transfer Thread

So if I understand this correctly, we are now stuck with a player worth £60m who doesn't want to play for us. He will therefore end up joining City in January for £30m whilst we sign someone utterly fucking shit for either £20m or someone utterly fucking average for £90m. What a fucking mess. What ...