Just discovered Gordon lightfoot..bit late...can't get enough currently. Up there with Tom petty now on my most played. Any similar recommendations? Try Sunhouse 'Crazy on the Weekend' , long-deleted only album by a band whose songwriter, Gavin Clark, died by suicide years ago, but everyone I have ...

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑

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New research shows porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.

Not sure that it accurately reflects the everyday duties within the Nursing profession either.


(PS Some absolute corkers in this thread of late!!)

Re keepers - he might be a bit of a knobhead at times, but Martinez is 6ft 4ins tall and Raya is 6ft zero. The taller you are, the more space you cover upwards and sideways. Why you rely on a short GK at the top level is beyond me. Raya's wonderful 'distribution' hardly compensates and he worries me...

Went to the game so only just seen previous comments. Observations: 1. Bayern are no mugs and as soon as you saw the team sheet with some seriously good players, you knew they had to be more than decent 2. Atmosphere was a bit so-so, think down to nervousness as much as anything 3. Was right on top ...

Girl goes into a record shop at Christmas. "Excuse me, do you have Jingle Bells on a 6-inch?" "No, but I have dangle balls on a 12-inch" "That's not a record!" "It's not far off!" (PS Not sure if I have posted that one before but it's just as good second time ...

Why, Thank-you kind sir.... :D Yes, she is 'Special' :-P Our flank wall urgently needs a bit of re-pointing, and she appears to be showing some expertise in that area. Might you possibly have her number, so I can arrange a quote? I assume you're asking for a friend? :D Yes, of course, a good friend...

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Fri Mar 22, 2024 5:16 pm

Why, Thank-you kind sir.... Yes, she is 'Special'

Our flank wall urgently needs a bit of re-pointing, and she appears to be showing some expertise in that area.

Might you possibly have her number, so I can arrange a quote?

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A: You can beat an egg.


PS How come when you type w ank (as one word) it converts it to four asterisks?

Judge to guilty defendant: 'Have you anything to say to this court before I pronounce sentence?' Defendant (mumbling): 'Fuck all' Judge to Clerk of Court: 'Clerk, what did the defendant say?' Clerk of Court: 'He said 'fuck all', your Honour.' Judge: 'That's most odd, I was sure he said something'.

Quantum Entanglement and the Possibility of Travelling Faster Than The Speed Of Light: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLqk7uaENAY 8) 8) 8) Not physically possible. All bullshit. There you go. Sorted - without the need for a fucking thesis or a fucking yootoob video. 8) :wink: Prove It! :D I am not...

Bloke goes to the doctor in agony, whips his trousers off and there's a lettuce leaf sticking out of his rear end.

Doctor: 'You feeling pain anywhere else, apart from up near your arsehole?'

Bloke: 'I'll say so Doc, that's just the tip of the iceberg'.

I recently sold a few copies of 'Osteopath Monthly', as I had some back issues.

Talking of Intro's to a song... This is a Fuckin' Beauty!... That "RIFF"..... :dance: :dance: :dance: :hail: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ_kez7WVUU 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) Talking of Intro's to a song... This is a Fuckin' Beauty!... That "RIFF"..... :dance: :dance: :dance: :hail: ht...

Jesus!! I was at this gig...(went to both dates)....Slept in an old transit with 8 other stoned/pissed/ farting/ puking mates there and back again a week later!!! :D - Took me at least 2 week to recover after the second one... :oops: I get the same shivers and goosebumps I got then.... The music, t...