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by TurnipMasher
Tue Mar 10, 2015 12:29 am
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Manure FA Cup
Replies: 495
Views: 44497

Re: Manure FA Cup

Best result for ages! Beating those dirty, cheating, diving arseholes on their own ground! Great game by the ref - must have been hard to maintain his concentration with that toxic Shrek-breath in his face every 30 seconds. Fucking brilliant!!

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
by TurnipMasher
Tue Jan 27, 2015 4:29 am
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: The Scum Thread/Stadium Redevelopment
Replies: 766
Views: 54866

Re: The Scum Thread/Stadium Redevelopment


"Google trolls Tottenham with Oxford dictionary definition of 'lackadaisical'"



http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/foot ... 03130.html


:D
by TurnipMasher
Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:09 am
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: MAN CITY THREAD
Replies: 339
Views: 24144

Re: MAN CITY THREAD

Outstanding game, best performance for a long while. I thought we were going to get reamed, but it's nice to be wrong! :barscarf: Completely nullified Silva's influence, and kept Aguero quiet as well. I wasn't massively keen on the Oooossspinaaaaa thing at first, but if it means smirky smirkerson st...
by TurnipMasher
Sun Jan 18, 2015 5:02 am
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: The 2015 Transfer Rumours Thread
Replies: 3946
Views: 373686

Re: The January Transfer Rumours Thread

I love the way he says that we have lost debouchy and monreal who can both play centre back........until two months ago neither had EVER played centre back and were only pressed into playing there because of the managerial negligence of le cock :banghead: :evil: Clutching at straws because of his o...
by TurnipMasher
Sun Jan 18, 2015 12:56 am
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: THE WENGER THREAD
Replies: 37965
Views: 3231691

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

LaughingGooner wrote:Brilliant, another ***** fest over Koeman, Jesus wept......
Brilliant, another cock-bugler for Arsene's spunk-trumpet.
by TurnipMasher
Sun Jan 18, 2015 12:53 am
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: The 2015 Transfer Rumours Thread
Replies: 3946
Views: 373686

Re: The January Transfer Rumours Thread

I love the way he says that we have lost debouchy and monreal who can both play centre back........until two months ago neither had EVER played centre back and were only pressed into playing there because of the managerial negligence of le cock :banghead: :evil: Clutching at straws because of his o...
by TurnipMasher
Wed Jan 07, 2015 2:16 am
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: The 2015 Transfer Rumours Thread
Replies: 3946
Views: 373686

Re: The January Transfer Rumours Thread

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news ... gia-warsaw

£1.5mill for a kid worth £9500 6 months ago? WTF?
by TurnipMasher
Wed Jan 07, 2015 2:07 am
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Bad refereeing/ call for Mike fucking Riley to stand down
Replies: 60
Views: 6563

Re: Bad refereeing/ call for Mike fucking Riley to stand dow

Years later that still makes my blood boil. Mike Riley is a massive shitlord and I only wish bad things for that motherfucker.
by TurnipMasher
Thu Dec 11, 2014 5:24 am
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: THE WENGER THREAD
Replies: 37965
Views: 3231691

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

afcforever wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:HE WANTS YOU TO STAY
HE WANTS YOU TO STAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
AFCFOREVER, HE WANTS YOU TO STAY

:barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

I bet Ashley Cole's your hero :D
He was, now its John Terry :D
Isn't claiming that John Terry is your hero a banning offence? If not, it should be.
by TurnipMasher
Sun Dec 07, 2014 2:39 am
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: THE WENGER THREAD
Replies: 37965
Views: 3231691

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

And yet there are still these kind of guys like this walking marketing piece here. Fucking unbelievable! :banghead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wE-Ybr14A&list=UUBTy8j2cPy6zw68godcE7MQ That Spike Lee/Diaby wannabe spakker is a complete fucking embarrassment. It's tools like that who I hope...
by TurnipMasher
Fri Nov 28, 2014 5:54 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: Phil Hughes critically injured during match: RIP
Replies: 19
Views: 4516

Re: Phil Hughes critically injured during match: RIP

Fucking gutted about this, genuinely felt he was going to be a massive player for us in the future. Can't imagine the shock his family is going through, and how utterly broken Sean Abbott must be.
by TurnipMasher
Sat Nov 22, 2014 1:41 am
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: MAN UTD HOME
Replies: 463
Views: 31057

Re: MAN UTD HOME

Do you think any of our current crop of players ever feel the same way as PV4? http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/30113243 The stark words hang in the air as Patrick Vieira reflects on one of the most tense moments of his Arsenal playing career, when he was sent off - deeply unjustly, he felt - fol...
by TurnipMasher
Sat Nov 22, 2014 1:34 am
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: MAN UTD HOME
Replies: 463
Views: 31057

Re: MAN UTD HOME

We wont finish 4th......we'll finish 3rd 8) Seriously who will finish above us ? Citeeh and the chavs for sure, but the rest are every bit as shit as we are :roll: The standard now is so low that I believe that this manure team will get top 4 despite the fact that they are utter dogshite :roll: The...