All this talk of cock–pussy, I thought you guys might be interested to know that for female bodybuilders, there is actually a cock-pussy. They can get so boosted on steroids and male hormones, that their clitoris actually extends out to look like a small penis.

And so ends today’s science lesson.

How lovely to see Clive rattling in a 25 yarder last night to take another step closer to stopping fat tongue winning the league in Germany

As much as I hate Havertz, that was a lovely take-down (before he underplayed a pass)

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Tue Feb 20, 2024 12:00 pm

No Gabriel Jesus, Oleksandr Zinchenko or Takehiro Tomiyasu in training for Arsenal.

Partey and Vieira both in training

Never mind. Hopefully they both get injured again very soon.

PLAYER RATINGS ??? Arsenal 22 Raya 4 White 6 Gabriel 2 Saliba 15 Kiwior 8 Ødegaard 41 Rice 29 Havertz :roll: :banghead: FFS 7 Saka 19 Trossard 11 Martinelli Substitutes 1 Ramsdale 10 Smith Rowe 14 Nketiah 17 Cédric Soares 20 Jorginho 24 Nelson 25 Elneny 40 Bandeira 73 Sweet Sweet done fuck all Don’...

a relatively routine victory against a team of absolute cloggers.

Despite his goal today, which he did the best he could to let the keeper get hands to, despite having the full goal to aim at, Havertz was still absolutely fucking anonymous.

Fofana is the Burnley Theo Walcott

Blimey. Bit too close for comfort that!

Havertz the German cocktail stick. About as much of a physical presence as a fucking soggy lettuce leaf. I've seen stronger and more sturdy dandelions It’s almost boring to keep slagging him off, but that ‘rapist touch’ from the ball over the top was woeful. What does he bring us?!? Seriously like ...

Havertz the German cocktail stick. About as much of a physical presence as a fucking soggy lettuce leaf.

Btw Trafford is horrendous from crosses and corners. Given our expertise in those areas I’d defo have money on at least one goal from that area for us today.

Fuckin’ Havertz. Has he EVER won a header!?!

Mikel Arteta on Kai Havertz: 🗣️ “I love him. I think we all love him a player, as a person, everything he brings to the team. There were 2-3 moments the other day with 4, 5, 6-0 - How he tracks people, how he is defending the box, how he’s attacking the box, the position that he’s constantly a thre...

" Troy fucking no medals Deeney". :lol: :lol: :lol: Aaaah! He May Not Have Any Medals, But He DOES Have "Convictions". :D :coffeespit: Superb. 8) He's a thick as fuck sounding and looking arsepiece :oops: If it wasn't for the mental, woke DEI bollocks, he'd be nowhere near a TV ...

Fantastic, win, six goals, five different goalscorers. As easy a victory as you will get away from home. Just wondering, did anybody see Havertz on the pitch?