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- Sat Dec 10, 2022 8:52 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: SLAVERY WORLD CUP 2022
- Replies: 529
- Views: 36196
Re: SLAVERY WORLD CUP 2022
Imagine young kids watching this game will still remember HArrys missed penalty in sixty years time
- Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:34 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3320
- Views: 709067
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every single bone in her body. "That's impossible!" says the doctor. The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!" She then touches her leg with her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touche...
- Tue Aug 30, 2022 11:01 am
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3320
- Views: 709067
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
FIRST TEXT MESSAGE: Hi, Morris. This is Saul, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at ho...
- Sun May 15, 2022 12:00 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3320
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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
One day, little john asked his mom what sex was. "Tonight, go into your sister's room, hide behind the curtain, and watch what she and her boyfriend do. The following morning, john's mom asked what happened. Little john explained "well at first, they were just kinda talking and laughing, b...
- Tue Mar 22, 2022 11:57 am
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3320
- Views: 709067
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Donald Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people he...
- Sun Mar 13, 2022 7:35 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Bye bye Chelski bye bye
- Replies: 132
- Views: 15376
Re: Bye bye Chelski bye bye
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Sun Mar 13, 2022 12:22 pm
For heavens sake chaps, don't you know it is no longer PC (Politically Correct) to call a Sex Worker" a prostitute any more.
You call 10 second w*nk work
- Sat Feb 26, 2022 5:37 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3320
- Views: 709067
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Vladimir Putin, wanting to get on the good side of voters, goes to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids. He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the best for the people. At the end of the talk, there is some time for questions. Little Sasha puts her h...
- Wed Feb 23, 2022 12:40 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3320
- Views: 709067
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
An old fella was celebrating 92 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes: "Hello toes." He said. "How are you? You know, you are 92 today. Oh the times we've had! Remember how we walked in the park in the summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy B...
- Sun Feb 06, 2022 8:01 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3320
- Views: 709067
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
A Dublin man sees a sign outside a Kerry farmhouse: 'Talking Dog For Sale'....He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Black Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" He asks the dog. "Y...
- Sun Feb 06, 2022 7:59 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3320
- Views: 709067
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me" Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitche...
- Sun Feb 06, 2022 7:56 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3320
- Views: 709067
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Not a lot of people know it, but every time there’s a football World Cup, there’s also an Insect Football World Cup. It’s only ever been won by the Centipedes and the Millipedes (yes, I know they’re not insects) because, well, they’ve just got more legs. But one year, a rank outsider team, the Earwi...
- Wed Dec 15, 2021 8:34 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3320
- Views: 709067
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a hooker standing at her door. She asks him, "Granddad, why don't we give it a try?" He says, "No girl, that is no longer possible for me." Says the hooker, "Come on, what have you got to lose, we can give it a try!?" They b...
- Mon Dec 06, 2021 11:24 am
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3320
- Views: 709067
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Not that long ago in a local Macdonald's an old man placed an order for one hamburger, chips, and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the chips, divided them into two piles, and neatly placed one...
- Thu Nov 11, 2021 10:40 am
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3320
- Views: 709067
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Last night I was woken by 6 Spurs players outside my house playing football with a hedgehog. I was absolutely disgusted and just about to phone the ISPCA when the hedgehog went a goal up!
- Thu Nov 04, 2021 11:40 am
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
- Replies: 3320
- Views: 709067
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ms could you please cash this cheque for me?" Cashier:"It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?" Solskjaer:"Truthfull y, I did not bring my ID with...