Alumunia is 3x as shit in 3D and people leave the ground 3X as early.

Van Nistelrooy ?

This is jumping fences, not diving.

Why have the Scousers got a local transvestite to model their new kit? Oh, sorry, that's Torres.

The club should have a non-co-operation poliucy with these two and Sky. One's a hairy ex-TV AM cast-off and as for Gray, stupid Jock, talentless *word censored*.

And this, Mr. Wenger is why you have adults, not children in your squad. Next time, do a permission slip and let his mum know in advance.

sky and ITV must be devistated, who will they cream themselves over now their beloved manu are out.

listening to the ITV commentators you would have thought someone had died!

Bet they blame Arsenal for this somehow.

They should have bought Robert Fleck on.

If they go out, ITV will just put a tribute to them or the bin dippers on instead of the semi-finals.

She's too pissed to realise!!

Where are yaaaa?

Delia must be chuffed that Norwich are in the Champions League.

Say what we want about Manure but when they need to score in Europe, they absolutely blitz teams. We just fanny about or get blitzed. Gibson and Valencia have scored for them, not massive names but they seem able to turn it on when needed. Note to Wenger: Strength in depth may help you win a major t...

A source within the club told me that when the stadium was built, we pushed for 70,000 seats. Islington council had no real power to limit the amount of seats we could put in the ground but could stop new buildings over a certain height. Therefore, the club were told that it couldn't be higher than ...

The results against the stronger teams this season and in fact last season too, indicate a systematic failure by Arsene Wenger and the coaching staff to find the right players, coach them in the best ways, mould them into a strong team/ squad and then give them the best tactical knowledge to win imp...

Man Utd beat them in the semis in 2008 and Barcelona didn't get a sniff of scoring. It took them until stoppage time of the second leg to get one past Chavsea.

Give Wenger a few weeks and he'll be spouting some shit about how he could have signed Messi but didn't think he would be a good signing for us.