Yep. It is soul destroying watching him sit there hugging himself and doing nothing whilst it goes pear shaped on the pitch... He was doing that elastic bandage trick with his fingers again at the weekend, when he's at that he reminds me of Frank Grimes from the Simpsons...the man's on the absolute...

Rumours running rife that these two have all but signed up as their contracts were expiring in the summer. One simple question.....WHY? This is Rosicky, Arteta, Diaby all over again. Cazorla has been a great servant to us but his race is run, at 32 he's going to be plagued by injuries from here on i...

Alexis will probably be found hiding under his coat pretending not to be in when the tax man comes knocking round his manor to collect the debt.

Watching the games at the weekend got me thinking. With United 1 nil down Jose made a change at HT bringing on Fatty for Carrick. Does any Statto on here know when was the last time that we made an unforced sub during the break to try and change the game? Answers on a postcard please. I genuinely ca...

Ha ha. Was on the beer yesterday. Absolutely rattling today! Have spent most of the morning AWOL from my desk shitting through the eye of a needle in the downstairs cubicle. My arse is on fire at the minute, could badly do with an ice cool jet of water being blasted upwards from a bidet to ease the ...

What was yesterday billed as again.........oh yeah Merseyside v Manchester wasn't it. :roll: Well next week's "Super Sunday" should definitely be advertised as "Rimjob Day" First up we'll empty a jar of Vaseline and systematically dismantle Burnley's ring piece followed by the Ch...

What was yesterday billed as again.........oh yeah Merseyside v Manchester wasn't it. :roll: Well next week's "Super Sunday" should definitely be advertised as "Rim. job Day" First up we'll empty a jar of Vaseline and systematically dismantle Burnley's ring piece followed by the ...

What was yesterday billed as again.........oh yeah Merseyside v Manchester wasn't it. :roll: Well next week's "Super Sunday" should definitely be advertised as "Rim job Day" First up we'll empty a jar of Vaseline and systematically dismantle Burnley's ring piece followed by the C...

What was yesterday billed as again.........oh yeah Merseyside v Manchester wasn't it. :roll: Well next week's "Super Sunday" should definitely be advertised as "Rimjob Day" First up we'll empty a jar of Vaseline and systematically dismantle Burnley's ring piece followed by the Ch...

That's the fishy thing with those Chinese transfers, Oscar goes for 60m....they could gave got him for half that easily. Tevez is on 615 grand a week out there - so if they'd offered him 315 grand he wouldn't have been intersetd? Pffffffffff. They are going out of their way to vastly overpay players...

All these Chinese clubs paying obscene money for piss poor players and not a single bid for any of ours. Disappointing.

Swansea are absolute toilet but we still managed to cough up a serious amount of chances to them. Our defence still scares the shit out of me, a scary bumholing awaits at the bridge in a few weeks time unless something radical changes.

Still happy to win 4 nil. Onwards.

Christ Alexis grow the fuck up. I've no problem with someone being unhappy when you drop points but it's 4 nil for fuck sake

Coq, Giroud and Kos all committing themselves long term by signing contract extensions. 3 players....all French.......you'd have to think they sounded out Wenger to see if he was staying on. Now that they've signed you have to be fearful the unthinkable has now become the inevitable

Does Jefferson Montero still play for them? You know the guy you hear nothing about all season bar the home game against us where he lubes up our right back and gives us a ninety minute fisting. Looking forward to that already. Remember Swansea were absolute gash under Bob Bradley getting hammered w...