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by Postman
Tue Jul 26, 2016 7:19 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184572

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Paddy had a job as a postman and one Monday morning he was on his usual route, delivering the mail... As he approached one of the homes he noticed that strangely both cars were still in the driveway... His wonder was cut short by Murphy, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and ...
by Postman
Tue Mar 01, 2016 1:54 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184572

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?" The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask You something... If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me...
by Postman
Tue Aug 11, 2015 8:49 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184572

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Prince Charles and the Hooker You can't resist British humour!! Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day to maintain his fitness. At the same street corner, he passed a hooker, standing there every day. Embarrassed, he learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost cert...
by Postman
Sun Jul 05, 2015 1:02 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: Veet for men!
Replies: 6
Views: 1838

Veet for men!

THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. I ACTUALLY HAD TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE WHILE READING IT!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOO FUNNY!!!: After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy ...
by Postman
Sat Jun 27, 2015 6:35 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184572

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation. He then looked around the bank and no...
by Postman
Sun Sep 21, 2014 9:50 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184572

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Postman Pats last day It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him...
by Postman
Sun May 18, 2014 5:54 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: FA Cup Final - Arsenal vs Hull
Replies: 891
Views: 37791

Re: FA Cup Final - Arsenal vs Hull

It was so funny looking at the players up on the stage over the armoury.......they looked pissed as hell, especially mertesacker who looked absolutely twisted :lol: :lol: God knows what they will make of that back in motherland germany :lol: :lol: :lol: Always thought Germany was the Fatherland 8)
by Postman
Fri May 16, 2014 8:34 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: The Summer 2014 TRANSFER THREAD
Replies: 6748
Views: 280201

Re: SUMMER 2014 TRANSFER THREAD

Been told that Loïc Remy was at Highbury house twice this week and will sign for us!
by Postman
Fri Jan 03, 2014 10:49 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184572

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

A Red Indian introduced me to his wife...
"This is four horses" He said.
I said, wow that's a beautiful name, what does it mean....?
He said,
"Nag,nag,nag,nag!"......
by Postman
Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:45 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184572

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would pl...
by Postman
Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:42 am
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: SUMMER TRANSFERS - Your thoughts on who did and did not sign
Replies: 7403
Views: 323258

Re: SUMMER TRANSFERS - Deals, Rumours and Buy/Sell Wish List

The team down the road are doing everything I wanted US to do this summer. :banghead:
by Postman
Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:01 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184572

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

David Beckham gets into a taxi and he sees the driver looking at him in the rear view mirror. After about 5 minutes the driver says "OK give me a clue." Beckham says "I had a glittering career at Manchester United, played in America and got over 100 caps for England. Is that enough?" Driver says "No...
by Postman
Tue Aug 27, 2013 2:41 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184572

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

A 7 year old & a 4 year old are in their bedroom " you know what "says the 7 year old " I think it's time we started swearing, when we go downstairs for breakfast I'll swear first then you." "OK"says the 4 year old. Mum asks 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. " I'll have coco pops, bitch" WHACK...