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by Postman
Sun May 18, 2014 5:54 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: FA Cup Final - Arsenal vs Hull
Replies: 891
Views: 31762

Re: FA Cup Final - Arsenal vs Hull

It was so funny looking at the players up on the stage over the armoury.......they looked pissed as hell, especially mertesacker who looked absolutely twisted :lol: :lol: God knows what they will make of that back in motherland germany :lol: :lol: :lol: Always thought Germany was the Fatherland 8)
by Postman
Fri May 16, 2014 8:34 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: The Summer 2014 TRANSFER THREAD
Replies: 6748
Views: 233632

Re: SUMMER 2014 TRANSFER THREAD

Been told that Loïc Remy was at Highbury house twice this week and will sign for us!
by Postman
Fri Jan 03, 2014 10:49 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121954

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

A Red Indian introduced me to his wife...
"This is four horses" He said.
I said, wow that's a beautiful name, what does it mean....?
He said,
"Nag,nag,nag,nag!"......
by Postman
Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:45 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121954

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would pl...
by Postman
Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:42 am
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: SUMMER TRANSFERS - Your thoughts on who did and did not sign
Replies: 7403
Views: 290832

Re: SUMMER TRANSFERS - Deals, Rumours and Buy/Sell Wish List

The team down the road are doing everything I wanted US to do this summer. :banghead:
by Postman
Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:01 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121954

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

David Beckham gets into a taxi and he sees the driver looking at him in the rear view mirror. After about 5 minutes the driver says "OK give me a clue." Beckham says "I had a glittering career at Manchester United, played in America and got over 100 caps for England. Is that enough?" Driver says "No...
by Postman
Tue Aug 27, 2013 2:41 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121954

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

A 7 year old & a 4 year old are in their bedroom " you know what "says the 7 year old " I think it's time we started swearing, when we go downstairs for breakfast I'll swear first then you." "OK"says the 4 year old. Mum asks 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. " I'll have coco pops, bitch" WHACK...
by Postman
Wed Aug 14, 2013 9:13 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121954

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as cl...
by Postman
Wed Jul 24, 2013 7:48 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121954

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

i was asked to leave the local swimming pool today as the large bulge in my Speedos was upsetting some of the other swimmers. I pointed out another guy in similar trunks & asked why he was not being asked to leave. They replied "Because he hasn't shit himself,"
by Postman
Sat Jul 20, 2013 2:38 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: RIP Thread
Replies: 2080
Views: 109619

Re: RIP Thread

Very funny man Mel Smith :(
by Postman
Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:45 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121954

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

John hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best toast of the night.” She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what ...
by Postman
Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:35 am
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Old gits terrace legends
Replies: 297
Views: 96467

Re: Old gits terrace legends

John Hoy is alive and living in Newcastle!