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by Postman
Thu May 30, 2013 1:37 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121954

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around an...
by Postman
Tue May 21, 2013 8:54 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121954

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

THE TOP 5 F*CKS OF ALL TIME.... (5). What the f*ck was that? - The mayor of Hiroshima, 1945. (4). You want WHAT! on the f*ckin ceiling? - Michelangelo, 1566. (3). Aw c'mon honey, who the f*ck is going to find out? - Bill Clinton, 1997. (2). I need this parade like i need a f*ckin hole in the head! -...
by Postman
Mon May 20, 2013 10:54 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: RIP Thread
Replies: 2080
Views: 109619

Re: RIP Thread

Ray Manzarek, Doors Keyboardist, Dead at 74
by Postman
Fri May 10, 2013 5:27 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121954

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

My wife is pissed with me again!!!!

last night whilst she was asleep i slowly removed her
Tampon and replaced it with a party popper leaving the
string hanging out.....

that bitch has no sense of humour
by Postman
Tue May 07, 2013 9:15 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121954

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

An Indian man has been arrested for punching his wife in the face...

Chinda goodunpropa denies the charge.!
by Postman
Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:01 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121954

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Took the missus out for a romantic meal last night and played footsie under the table while we were eating.I had a lovely steak and she got toed in the hole.
by Postman
Fri Apr 26, 2013 8:43 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121954

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

A Gypsy girl is about to get married. Her Mum says to her, "Emerald,you do realise that when you're married your husband will want to stick his most prized possession into where you piss?"
Emerald replies, "Shut up Ma, how's the fuck is he gonna fit his Transit Van in the kitchen sink?"
by Postman
Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:53 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121954

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

I took a dyslexic bird home last night and she ended up cooking me sock!!!
by Postman
Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:15 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Questions for Chris Whyte
Replies: 22
Views: 2035

Re: Questions for Chris Whyte

I was told he wore boots and shoes too small for him when he was a boy.
The club doctor broke all his toes to straiten them out!
by Postman
Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:26 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Questions for Chris Whyte
Replies: 22
Views: 2035

Re: Questions for Chris Whyte

Ask him if he had his toes broken to fit his boots better!
by Postman
Sun Feb 17, 2013 11:21 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121954

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

My young son asked me what a c unt is.

I told him, "It's a very naughty word that means vagina."

"Daddy, what's a vagina?" he asked,

I said, "Son, it's something very special."

He replied, "Mummy thinks you're something very special."
by Postman
Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:24 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121954

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pu...
by Postman
Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:32 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121954

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new Taser! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Got stopped in the street outside Boots today b...