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by Postman
Wed Aug 14, 2013 9:13 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184559

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as cl...
by Postman
Wed Jul 24, 2013 7:48 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184559

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

i was asked to leave the local swimming pool today as the large bulge in my Speedos was upsetting some of the other swimmers. I pointed out another guy in similar trunks & asked why he was not being asked to leave. They replied "Because he hasn't shit himself,"
by Postman
Sat Jul 20, 2013 2:38 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: RIP Thread
Replies: 2121
Views: 152684

Re: RIP Thread

Very funny man Mel Smith :(
by Postman
Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:45 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184559

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

John hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best toast of the night.” She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what ...
by Postman
Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:35 am
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Old gits terrace legends
Replies: 297
Views: 101875

Re: Old gits terrace legends

John Hoy is alive and living in Newcastle!
by Postman
Thu May 30, 2013 1:37 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184559

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around an...
by Postman
Tue May 21, 2013 8:54 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184559

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

THE TOP 5 F*CKS OF ALL TIME.... (5). What the f*ck was that? - The mayor of Hiroshima, 1945. (4). You want WHAT! on the f*ckin ceiling? - Michelangelo, 1566. (3). Aw c'mon honey, who the f*ck is going to find out? - Bill Clinton, 1997. (2). I need this parade like i need a f*ckin hole in the head! -...
by Postman
Mon May 20, 2013 10:54 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: RIP Thread
Replies: 2121
Views: 152684

Re: RIP Thread

Ray Manzarek, Doors Keyboardist, Dead at 74
by Postman
Fri May 10, 2013 5:27 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184559

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

My wife is pissed with me again!!!!

last night whilst she was asleep i slowly removed her
Tampon and replaced it with a party popper leaving the
string hanging out.....

that bitch has no sense of humour
by Postman
Tue May 07, 2013 9:15 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184559

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

An Indian man has been arrested for punching his wife in the face...

Chinda goodunpropa denies the charge.!
by Postman
Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:01 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184559

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Took the missus out for a romantic meal last night and played footsie under the table while we were eating.I had a lovely steak and she got toed in the hole.
by Postman
Fri Apr 26, 2013 8:43 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184559

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

A Gypsy girl is about to get married. Her Mum says to her, "Emerald,you do realise that when you're married your husband will want to stick his most prized possession into where you piss?"
Emerald replies, "Shut up Ma, how's the fuck is he gonna fit his Transit Van in the kitchen sink?"
by Postman
Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:53 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184559

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

I took a dyslexic bird home last night and she ended up cooking me sock!!!
by Postman
Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:15 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Questions for Chris Whyte
Replies: 22
Views: 2652

Re: Questions for Chris Whyte

I was told he wore boots and shoes too small for him when he was a boy.
The club doctor broke all his toes to straiten them out!