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by Postman
Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:26 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Questions for Chris Whyte
Replies: 22
Views: 2652

Re: Questions for Chris Whyte

Ask him if he had his toes broken to fit his boots better!
by Postman
Sun Feb 17, 2013 11:21 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184470

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

My young son asked me what a c unt is.

I told him, "It's a very naughty word that means vagina."

"Daddy, what's a vagina?" he asked,

I said, "Son, it's something very special."

He replied, "Mummy thinks you're something very special."
by Postman
Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:24 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184470

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pu...
by Postman
Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:32 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184470

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new Taser! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Got stopped in the street outside Boots today b...
by Postman
Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:23 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184470

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored, black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. And she points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, howev...
by Postman
Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:19 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184470

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says ' two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident' The blonde starts sobbing "that's horrible!!! So many men dying like that!" After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, " how many is a Brazilian ? "
by Postman
Tue Jan 08, 2013 2:14 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184470

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

The other day I was in an empty pub having a quiet beer by myself. The door opened and in walked the most stunning woman I've ever laid eyes on. 5'11'' tall, stunning blue eyes, silky blonde hair, an hourglass figure. Barely covered by a tiny mini skirt and a flimsy cotton top. I could see she was n...
by Postman
Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:15 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Season Tickets in 93/94
Replies: 60
Views: 2782

Re: Season Tickets in 93/94

There was no such thing as a terrace season ticket in the 1980's so even if they were available in 93/94 I can understand why there wouldn't have been a great take up. And although we could get 50000+ for a big game crowds of 20000 & below were not uncommon between the late 70's through to mid 90's...
by Postman
Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:44 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184470

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want...
by Postman
Thu Aug 30, 2012 7:24 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: RIP Thread
Replies: 2121
Views: 152645

Re: Cusamano aka The Grim Reaper introduces "THE R.I.P. THRE

QuartzGooner wrote:R.I.P Sir Rhodes Boyson....MP keen on education and had awesome sideburns.

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Former Headmaster of Highbury grove school
by Postman
Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:16 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184470

Re: Friday joke thread

I was frantically trying to clean the spunk off my sisters duvet when my mum walked in. She took one look at me and shouted "YOUR DISGUSTING!!". "I'm disgusting?" I replied "She's the one who spat it out!!