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by Postman
Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:23 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121932

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored, black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. And she points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, howev...
by Postman
Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:19 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121932

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says ' two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident' The blonde starts sobbing "that's horrible!!! So many men dying like that!" After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, " how many is a Brazilian ? "
by Postman
Tue Jan 08, 2013 2:14 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121932

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

The other day I was in an empty pub having a quiet beer by myself. The door opened and in walked the most stunning woman I've ever laid eyes on. 5'11'' tall, stunning blue eyes, silky blonde hair, an hourglass figure. Barely covered by a tiny mini skirt and a flimsy cotton top. I could see she was n...
by Postman
Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:15 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Season Tickets in 93/94
Replies: 60
Views: 2527

Re: Season Tickets in 93/94

There was no such thing as a terrace season ticket in the 1980's so even if they were available in 93/94 I can understand why there wouldn't have been a great take up. And although we could get 50000+ for a big game crowds of 20000 & below were not uncommon between the late 70's through to mid 90's...
by Postman
Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:44 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121932

Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want...
by Postman
Thu Aug 30, 2012 7:24 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: RIP Thread
Replies: 2080
Views: 109618

Re: Cusamano aka The Grim Reaper introduces "THE R.I.P. THRE

QuartzGooner wrote:R.I.P Sir Rhodes Boyson....MP keen on education and had awesome sideburns.

Image

Former Headmaster of Highbury grove school
by Postman
Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:16 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121932

Re: Friday joke thread

I was frantically trying to clean the spunk off my sisters duvet when my mum walked in. She took one look at me and shouted "YOUR DISGUSTING!!". "I'm disgusting?" I replied "She's the one who spat it out!!
by Postman
Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:02 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121932

Re: Friday joke thread

The Chinese Paralympic 5-a-side team has been revealed:

Sim Pul Twat
Won Lim Gon
Won Kee Eye
Fu Kin Mong
Wayne Rooney
by Postman
Sun Jul 08, 2012 1:30 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: THE CORKBARRY NAKED GIF THREAD (NSFW)
Replies: 4311
Views: 3262438

Re: THE BARRY BENDTNER nsfw THREAD

corkbarry wrote:WTF,who changed the thread title. I'm out of here!

Why the f uck would anyone mess with this thread ?
by Postman
Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:07 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121932

Re: Friday joke thread

The makers of GoalRef & Hawkeye goal-line technology have told Rangers they can't use the system next season.... Apparently it doesn't work with goalposts made from Jumpers
by Postman
Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:37 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: THE BOARD - Kroenke, Usmanov and Finance
Replies: 1045
Views: 14381

Re: Alisher Usmanov criticises Arsenal board

WEWEREINVINCIBLE! wrote:wow! he must of posted the letter late last night. and it arrived this morning!
what a service!

:wink:
Thats Royal Mail for you 8)
by Postman
Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:15 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121932

Re: Friday joke thread

A fella goes for a job in the Quality Assurance department at Durex. The foreman takes him 'round the plant and shows him all the machinery and offers him the job. "What will the role entail exactly?" asks the interviewee. "Well", says the foreman, "you have to check 1 in a hundred", and proceeds to...
by Postman
Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:46 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121932

Re: Friday joke thread

Bit of footy trivia for you :
Did you know that Man United striker Danny Welbeck's grandad was a bomb disposal expert during WWll.
Yep his name was Stan!!!! ;-)