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by Postman
Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:02 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184458

Re: Friday joke thread

The Chinese Paralympic 5-a-side team has been revealed:

Sim Pul Twat
Won Lim Gon
Won Kee Eye
Fu Kin Mong
Wayne Rooney
by Postman
Sun Jul 08, 2012 1:30 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: THE CORKBARRY NAKED GIF THREAD (NSFW)
Replies: 4388
Views: 3509290

Re: THE BARRY BENDTNER nsfw THREAD

corkbarry wrote:WTF,who changed the thread title. I'm out of here!

Why the f uck would anyone mess with this thread ?
by Postman
Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:07 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184458

Re: Friday joke thread

The makers of GoalRef & Hawkeye goal-line technology have told Rangers they can't use the system next season.... Apparently it doesn't work with goalposts made from Jumpers
by Postman
Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:37 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: THE BOARD - Kroenke, Usmanov and Finance
Replies: 1045
Views: 22627

Re: Alisher Usmanov criticises Arsenal board

WEWEREINVINCIBLE! wrote:wow! he must of posted the letter late last night. and it arrived this morning!
what a service!

:wink:
Thats Royal Mail for you 8)
by Postman
Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:15 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184458

Re: Friday joke thread

A fella goes for a job in the Quality Assurance department at Durex. The foreman takes him 'round the plant and shows him all the machinery and offers him the job. "What will the role entail exactly?" asks the interviewee. "Well", says the foreman, "you have to check 1 in a hundred", and proceeds to...
by Postman
Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:46 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184458

Re: Friday joke thread

Bit of footy trivia for you :
Did you know that Man United striker Danny Welbeck's grandad was a bomb disposal expert during WWll.
Yep his name was Stan!!!! ;-)
by Postman
Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:35 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184458

Re: Friday joke thread

A skinny little Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.' The Irishman faints and falls to the...
by Postman
Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:51 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: AST vs Gazidis
Replies: 147
Views: 6472

Re: AST vs Gazidis

link for talksport and tim payton http://www.talksport.co.uk/radio/hawksbee-and-jacobs/120607/payton-arsenal-have-made-their-best-ever-contract-offer-van-persie-173880 Why is that cunting link not working for me ?? Page is opening but not hearing jack shit and nowhere on page says play plus when th...
by Postman
Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:59 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184458

Re: Friday joke thread

A young lady in the maternity ward, just prior to labor, is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband," she replies. "O.K. do you have a boyfriend?", asks the Midwife. "No, no boyfriend either." "Do you have a partner then?" "No...
by Postman
Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:06 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184458

Re: Friday joke thread

A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!" Exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working too," Says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I ...
by Postman
Sat May 26, 2012 9:45 am
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: anfield 89 anniversary
Replies: 67
Views: 3412

Re: anfield 89 anniversary

:barscarf:
by Postman
Tue May 22, 2012 12:46 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2389
Views: 184458

Re: Friday joke thread

Boy sat in class scratchin his crotch. Teacher asked him wots wrong. Embarrassed boy said he's just been circumcised and it was itchy. Teacher told him to ring his mum for advice. Boy comes back with his cock hangin out! What on earth are you doin? she says. My mum said if I could stick it out til l...
by Postman
Thu May 10, 2012 5:59 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: R.I.P Vidal Sassoon
Replies: 34
Views: 1365

Re: R.I.P Vidal Sassoon

Vidal Sassoon's funeral is not being televised, but you will be able to see the highlights
by Postman
Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:44 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: The Return of the Forum Joke Thread
Replies: 20
Views: 1410

Re: The Return of the Forum Joke Thread

Sex On Mars The year is 2222 and Maureen and John land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. John asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings ...