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by Postman
Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:35 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121926

Re: Friday joke thread

A skinny little Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.' The Irishman faints and falls to the...
by Postman
Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:51 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: AST vs Gazidis
Replies: 147
Views: 5666

Re: AST vs Gazidis

link for talksport and tim payton http://www.talksport.co.uk/radio/hawksbee-and-jacobs/120607/payton-arsenal-have-made-their-best-ever-contract-offer-van-persie-173880 Why is that cunting link not working for me ?? Page is opening but not hearing jack shit and nowhere on page says play plus when th...
by Postman
Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:59 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121926

Re: Friday joke thread

A young lady in the maternity ward, just prior to labor, is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband," she replies. "O.K. do you have a boyfriend?", asks the Midwife. "No, no boyfriend either." "Do you have a partner then?" "No...
by Postman
Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:06 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121926

Re: Friday joke thread

A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!" Exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working too," Says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I ...
by Postman
Sat May 26, 2012 9:45 am
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: anfield 89 anniversary
Replies: 67
Views: 2840

Re: anfield 89 anniversary

:barscarf:
by Postman
Tue May 22, 2012 12:46 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Replies: 2273
Views: 121926

Re: Friday joke thread

Boy sat in class scratchin his crotch. Teacher asked him wots wrong. Embarrassed boy said he's just been circumcised and it was itchy. Teacher told him to ring his mum for advice. Boy comes back with his cock hangin out! What on earth are you doin? she says. My mum said if I could stick it out til l...
by Postman
Thu May 10, 2012 5:59 pm
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: R.I.P Vidal Sassoon
Replies: 34
Views: 1218

Re: R.I.P Vidal Sassoon

Vidal Sassoon's funeral is not being televised, but you will be able to see the highlights
by Postman
Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:44 am
Forum: The Cannonballs
Topic: The Return of the Forum Joke Thread
Replies: 20
Views: 1329

Re: The Return of the Forum Joke Thread

Sex On Mars The year is 2222 and Maureen and John land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. John asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings ...
by Postman
Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:17 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Scouse jokes
Replies: 1
Views: 503

Scouse jokes

A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?...
by Postman
Fri Dec 23, 2011 7:03 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: 33 Years ago ( Today )
Replies: 7
Views: 747

I was there :barscarf:
by Postman
Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:01 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Saturday Joke
Replies: 45
Views: 3528

I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend last night.

He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.

I said to him:

"You idiot!"

"You're supposed to turn your clock back!
by Postman
Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:01 am
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: Saturday Joke
Replies: 45
Views: 3528

The wife asked me what i was doing on the computer.....i said i was looking for cheap flight's. She got all excited and showered me with loads of kisses and cuddles and love and affection....Which is strange as she's never shown any interest in dart's before....
by Postman
Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:01 pm
Forum: On the Terraces
Topic: 149th NLD - Sc*m Away
Replies: 577
Views: 30754

Since they got the winner we never had a shot :roll: