SWLGooner wrote:

mcdowell42 wrote:My apology was also tongue in cheek you clever openminded guy from south africa

Really mate? I had no clue...

I rest my case

My apology was also tongue in cheek you clever openminded guy from south africa

Baba's right though :lol: :lol: Babas always right I'm genuinely surprised to see people thinking we can get a point here. Seriously. We couldn't get a point at bloody Ewood Park!!! Stamford Bridge? Torres will kill Mert and Kos imo I'm afraid. Defeat here :wink: And you've not made a wrong predict...

SWLGooner wrote:Baba's right though

Babas always right


I'm genuinely surprised to see people thinking we can get a point here. Seriously. We couldn't get a point at bloody Ewood Park!!! Stamford Bridge? Torres will kill Mert and Kos imo I'm afraid. Defeat here

At my sisters wedding few years back i headed into the toilet for a piss,anyway took the lad out pissing away looked in front of me and thought thats a strange place to put a mirror then realised i was pissing in the sink

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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,"I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked,"Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband.&...

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I like mickey flanagan

was sitting watching Match of the Day when the Mrs came into the lounge and says "Fancy a shag Babe?" I said, "After the football love" She said, "You do realise that you can record it?" I said, "Nice, you get the camcorder, I'll come upstairs when the footy finis...

was sitting watching Match of the Day when the Mrs came into the lounge and says "Fancy a shag Babe?" I said, "After the football love" She said, "You do realise that you can record it?" I said, "Nice, you get the camcorder, I'll come upstairs when the footy finish...

Scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked.

I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived.

frankbutcher wrote:

olgitgooner wrote:Welcome aboard the good ship Punch Up.

Welcome Kaz. As you will find, I'm the most placid and sensible poster on here.

And a radio star

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