What does Chamberlain have to do to get a run in the team? I don't think he's had a single sustained run of starts in his 2 and a half years with us. We're crying out for someone with the pace and drive to get forward in support of Giroud and run beyond.

I fingerpainted a picture of a duck when I was 3, does that undermine the Mona Lisa? Define "fingerpainted" you sick bastard! :shock: Strokes were short and messy in those days... :lol: :lol: :lol: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: I attempted to fingerpaint the virgin mary on my entrance ...

How in the fuck did the other DB10 get a statue as well?

gp543 wrote:I fingerpainted a picture of a duck when I was 3, does that undermine the Mona Lisa?

Define "fingerpainted" you sick bastard!

I mean, he's got a giant fucking metal pole coming out of his arsehole :lol: Who ever thought it was a good idea to sign it off like that. "Yeah, that looks perfect. Get to work on making it boys!" Thing is, it looks so cheap and out of keeping with a (bronze?) statue in tribute as well. ...

Remember that scene in "Big" when Tom Hanks played Chopsticks on the giant piano mat in the toy store. Completely diminished Beethoven's 5th Symphony for me. :lol: :lol: It's a serious point, g88ner. :roll: :banghead: I remember playing my SuperTed snakes and ladders game as a kid and I r...

It's strange, DB10 played for such a long time and never once do I remember him having a pole shoved up his arse :o :? You what? :? :? Are you honestly saying you don't think that time Bergkamp famously leapt 3 foot in the air and started shitting out a lamp-post wasn't one of his most iconic momen...

Remember that scene in "Big" when Tom Hanks played Chopsticks on the giant piano mat in the toy store. Completely diminished Beethoven's 5th Symphony for me.

Jack looks like he's back to his best. I'm glad. Was really concerned. He was excellent today, and to be fair I thought he was very good against Bayern too, despite me not wanting him to start on Wednesday. Much more disciplined positionally and discerning with his use of the ball - bar that stupid...

I too still love Cesc immensely. In a very manly way, obviously. Not that that makes it sound much better. Agree. Disappointed in the way he let us down in the last half a season when his heart clearly wasn't in it but the experience of watching Arsenal 2006-2011 would have been fractionably as enj...

I too still love Cesc immensely. In a very manly way, obviously. Not that that makes it sound much better.

Personally I dont think I'd play Jack tomorrow - we cant afford to give the ball away cheaply, let alone in dangerous areas and/or with players breaking forward - a la City for Barca's first tonight. But I cant see Wenger not starting him tomorrow. I'd also guess he's gonna play Rosicky (which I'm ...

Personally I dont think I'd play Jack tomorrow - we cant afford to give the ball away cheaply, let alone in dangerous areas and/or with players breaking forward - a la City for Barca's first tonight. But I cant see Wenger not starting him tomorrow. I'd also guess he's gonna play Rosicky (which I'm n...

What I do know I that he is not the only player in our current squad to have sneaked a woman into the team hotel the night before a game but the other player I know about was not caught. Either you tell us who it was and how you know, or the only logical conclusion we can all draw is that you were ...

Poor from Silva for the 1st goal imo. Played the ball right into Navas' feet so he had to check his stride and face up to the defender, and then ran ahead of the ball instead of checking his own run to offer him a viable option. Navas had no option but to take on the full-back from a standing start,...