*** breaking news *** alex hleb halts press conference introducing him as a barca player to inquire from pep gaurdiolla (apologies for awful spelling!) what purpose the metal posts with nets have at opposite ends of the playing field.

The decline in form of Gilberto was the most incredible I've ever witnessed in a footballer. Two seasons ago he was arguably our player of the season but there were times last season I watched in horror at the way his game had become so pedestrian. But I'll always remember him for his partnership wi...

I can't wait until 2048 now when under the freedom of information act that thread can be reopened and I can see what all the fuss is about. There will be more anticipation of this happening than JFK's file being opened I'd say!

Christ I'd hate to have Arsenal batting for me if I was falsely imprisoned on death row! Firstly we played hard ball - Ade not for sale at ANY price. Then suddenly Ade for sale for 32 million take it or leave it. Now we capitulate completely and will flog him for around 18 million! Bringing me back ...

It's gotta be Sir Anal. I'd love to blow his gum chewing, whiskey stinking face off from point blank range!

Do I have rage issues??

Nelson Vivas anyone!!!!!!!!!!! I'll never forgive him for not marking at the back post v Leeds in 1999.

Ah man the title of this thread filled me with hope of some Maria Sharapova upskirt pictures!! Enjoy the beers anyway, ill be partaking in some cider tasting myself shortly.


Whey hey my 100th post. Im now an online gooner forum posting centurian!

Oh roish. Rubbing shoulders with Dricko, Darce and all the other egg chasers from D4.

Sure don't they know all the REAL rugby players come from Munster!!

Plus Apres Match was the dogs bollox again. Those guys are hillarious. By the way why did you write Irish as Oirish as if you were Ross O Carroll Kelly???

gus ceasar is a legend wrote:Looks like fucking Columbia's kit!

No wonder the Merse was all over this so. As soon as he heard the word Columbian he wanted in!

I have it on very good authority that Kaba Diawara is after getting the number 1 spot.

I often wondered why we had a dinosaur as our mascot. A dinosaur egg found at highbury who'd have believed it. I thought all our dinosaurs were in the board room!! har har har. Sorry.

flash gunner wrote:She has been knocked out but Maria is still the best thing about tennis

Imagine serving your balls into that at 114 m.p.h. She is BEAUTIFUL!! I'm in love.

Cough, choke, splutter. Number 15 Sol Campbell? The man who was to stessed to play the second half v West Ham and left the club in the lurch. Whatever credability this poll had left (none) just vanished.

Beware of all words that end ini.

Flamini - money grabbing mercenary.
Platini - Bitter twisted idiot.

There is one glorious exception to this rule though -

Bikini!!!!