No senior leaders on the pitch. No top quality strikers. Youngest squad in the league. Look at that bench of kids and no-names.

Doesn't Laca have the Club record for lowest scoring striker ever in away games?

Put it down to an unusually long interlull break for us and reset for Brighton this weekend.

Lacazette really is such a passenger these days. Always half a yard slow compared to the young uns around him. Never scores away.

Fuck off Partey! My 12 year olds can shoot better long range.

You can definitely see a Guardiola influenced style clicking that Arteta has inculcated except we can't score.

Aubangyaman with hairstyle tweak #14 this season and the usual hiding amongst defenders doing sfa.

Aubangyaman is such an overrated twat. Different hairstyle every week.

They were utter crap v Wolves this weekend. Could hardly string 3 passes together. Kept playing huge ambitious sweeping switch long balls, every which one failed. Clueless without Kalvin (with a A) curly twat-knot Phillips. Busted is the Bielsa myth. Can't defend for shit.

Feo Walcott: little twat. What a cunty dedicated follower of fashion back at Southampton sponging an overpaid sentimental wage at his old club, with his huge curly twat-knot hairstyle and beard and tattooed one-sleeve. Little flop twat. Mostly hides every game as usual with the occasional dart here ...

Can't wait to see us v Palace next up after interlull II. They've looked good under Vieira and it wouldn't surprise me if Vieira is our next manager.

Don't think we will win and won't care a jot as it will only highlight again how mediocre we are under this novice plastic mannequin of a manager.

Pepes been minimal effort, hiding the whole second half.

Arsenal U23s v Burnley.

Sakas pants today, should've come off instead of ESR.

Lots of static horse shoe shape passing followed by a Tierney cross, long ball to stupid hair, or Peepee to lose the ball. That's our game.