QuartzGooner wrote:Call me nuts but there have been two women I have refused to date because they were Spurs fans.

I can't call your nuts, I don't have their number.

TV/radio presenters saying they'll "keep us across" events when they mean they'll keep us informed. TV/radio presenters asking the audience to "give it up for.." when they mean for us to show our appreciation. People saying "shtoopid" instead of "stupid" or &q...

Crass, rude Americanisms like "can I get" instead of "please may I have".

Where's Louis Walsh gone?

If it wasn't for the English, you'd have to watch all those Hollywood blockbusters with subtitles!

Urban Myth. Sorry to piss on you fireworks!

HMS Britannia (1904) was a King Edward VII class pre-dreadnought battleship launched in 1904 and sunk by UB-50 in 1918.

That was the last ship to bear the name.

Britain's navy hasn't had that many ships since the old king was on the throne.

From that article; 'I am a fan of this club and that will never change. I am just lucky enough to have been given the ability and the chance to play for my club. 'I was going to watch Arsenal the same as the fans were and [now] just count myself very lucky to represent them as a fan who has become a...

No, the driver just received a pigeon post telling him Arsenal would only pay him 2 shillings, not the agreed 2 and 6, to drive the bus to the game.

I have just enjoyed a large evacuation also. Not in length but quantity and extreme firmness.

One of the mods should just post "me" then lock this thread down, whilst claiming the half million pound prize.

OneBardGooner wrote:Your title is rather misleading....

I thought okaaaay...it's either going to be about which bird we'd all like to do the Horizontal Bop! with or.....An offering from one of the holy scriptures.....

I too was not expecting horse racing to be the subject of this thread!

I am shocked at how far this report and Cameron's speech went today. Stupid question but is the full exonerating of Liverpool fans today just an attempt to end the whole sorry chapter ?. Was it a case of "look it wasn't your fault , we admit it, now forget it and move on "..? Obviously co...

Football wise I always liked Barry Davies and the great Brian Moore. I cannot stand Clive Tyldesley, and Mark Lawrenson and Andy Townsend should have their tongues removed. Agree with that. Barry davies is very dry and doesn't take it or himself too seriously. Jonathon Pierce was better on the radi...

I passed in 1968. It was a proper test in those days. You weren't allowed all these "minor" faults. http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f196/olgitgooner/oldgit.gif :wink: Well done anyway. :D I also passed in 1968 and be fair Olgit; no theory test, far less traffic, no seat belts to remembe...

That bit about the first mrs Olgit needs further explanation!

You're a glutton for punishment or maybe it's me whose got it wrong, married to mrs Red Snapper since '75.