Just been watching MUTV-, sorry, Sky Sports News- and they keep trying to stir this story up. Adebayor says it will be sorted out next week so in their opinion that obviously means he's off to Milan or Barcelona or Real Madrid or Benfica or Dynamo Kiev or Orlando Pirates or Barnet, or that he's take...

They've got Leeds United written all over them, that lot.

Spend, spend, spend on the assumption that Champions League football will come.

I'll be laughing my head off, when they need to call the debtors in again.

Has this suddenly turned into Facebook?

What's next? Are we to have status updates or perhaps organise a 'wild' tube party in future?

I think it was Arsene's military style of managing that made Baccers sign for longer!

I must admit, my girlfriend lived not too far away so i recognised the road and hill!! Any more quiz questions for today?

Is it where Marc Bolan died in a car crash?

Are they doing that spinning on your head break dance stuff from the 1980s?

Or Arsene, he must need his eyes doing cos he's the only bloke in North London that can actually see any talent in Ebue.

HAA HAA HAA! Terry and Anelka you will always be in history as the ones that let chavsea down. I could frame that picture of Terry and laugh at it for years. Take that you fat, over-rated, piss-headed, arrogant, piece of chavvy new money shit. They've still not got any history. ARSENAL FOR 2009!!!!

As much as I admire Wenger for buying little known players and creating world stars, I'm not so sure that he can still keep doing it. What the team needs, is a good bit of experience, probably the 'finished article' not another player that will spend a season adapting to the English league. In previ...

Jimmy Carter against AC Milan?

What about a kick-off that is headed on by on by a dove flying overhead?

Alex Ferguson's doctor.

"What do you mean they were the poisonous tablets?!"

That or a game park ranger in Africa.

Perhaps even a sniper to knock off that wanker Mugabe!

The ref would still have disallowed it!

I agree that we had the chances to finish Bootapool off tonight but Hleb was about to do just that!