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- Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:37 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Tuesday Jokes Thread
- Replies: 27
- Views: 2445
An Irish man went to confession in St.Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.' Soon thereafter, another Irish man...
- Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:32 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Tuesday Jokes Thread
- Replies: 27
- Views: 2445
A burglar broke into a house one Christmas night looking for presents when the family was not home. He shined his flashlight around, looking, when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more ...
- Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:52 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Tuesday Jokes Thread
- Replies: 27
- Views: 2445
- Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:45 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Thursday Joke Thread
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1048
Boy comes home and tells his father he has just had sex for the first time. The proud Dad says 'That’s my boy, I'll buy you a bike to celebrate, but you will have to wait until next pay day.' Boy says 'that's alright Dad, my arse is a bit too sore to ride it at the moment anyway' Had my first Gig ...
- Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:32 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Thursday Joke Thread
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1048
- Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:49 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Official Thursday joke thread...
- Replies: 16
- Views: 808
A couple were invited to a swanky family masked, fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache! She told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for hi...
- Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:30 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: My postmans just been
- Replies: 106
- Views: 5770
- Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:32 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Thursday Joke Thread...
- Replies: 9
- Views: 865
- Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:57 am
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Joke time
- Replies: 33
- Views: 3851
- Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:52 am
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Joke time
- Replies: 33
- Views: 3851
- Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:35 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: F**KING FULHAM W*NKERS!!!!!!!!!
- Replies: 25
- Views: 2101
- Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:23 am
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: Official Friday (thank Christ!) Joke Thread...
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3402
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, Its nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it...
- Sun Sep 06, 2009 2:46 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: Official Friday (thank Christ!) Joke Thread...
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3402
A Drover walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side. He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. 'Then he'll open his mouth and ...
- Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:45 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: Joke time
- Replies: 33
- Views: 3851
Joke time
It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and ...
- Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:57 pm
- Forum: On the Terraces
- Topic: royal mail celtic tickets
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1581