More cringers....... Despite the recent news, Tesco says that their beef burger sales remain stable... Just got a batch of 200 Tesco beef burgers cheap, it only cost me a Pony Prices are going through the hoof in my area. Reading the label on these Tesco burgers.... it turns out they're fairly low i...

Not long to go now.

Last chance of trying to talk the misses in to taking it up the cat flap....



Wonder if you can get Chloroform or Rohypnol from a 24hr Boots.......

Now on sale at IKEA - LESBIAN beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it's all tongue and groove...


A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol; police say it's definitely race related...

The Vatican has revealed that Jimmy Savile was only two sexual assaults away from getting his own Parish. Getting old is a terrible thing. This morning I went upstairs then forgot why, so I went back down to try and jog my memory.That's when I shit myself! Just got back from a friends funeral who dr...

[quote][/Feck mate what the FECKKK! are you Gay and on drugs or just Gay!?


HASHKADS ALERTTTTT!
HASHKADS ALERTTTTT ! quote]

What you on about.
You PM'd me the link......

PS. The drugs ain't working.

Another Eagles classic....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5JlCqjNhXI

Interesting holiday destination...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzHLme6I ... re=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCIJ0F62og4

I've been a member for a few months but been visiting here a lot longer. I'm 44 and live in Guildford. Been supporting Arsenal since I was about 7, only seen them play live once, a pre season friendly at Aldershot about 30 years ago :oops: But now kids growing up and have a bit more money, I will be...

Don't you mean STD's...

Roses are red,
Grass is green,
I want to do you up the arse,
Till I rupture your spleen.

I think I know your sister.....

This is a very interesting subject. Is there life out there ? Yes. As previously discussed the mathematical possibility of it is overwelming. Have aliens visited this planet No. I'm not convinced. One of the main issues I have with 'unexplained' sightings / recordings is that the UFO is usually brig...

I got sacked from my job as a bingo caller the other day apparently, 'A meal for two with a terrible view' isn't the best way to announce number 69