O well normal service resumed

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the ...

A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack - selling ties. The T...

"Now John, did you enjoy the talk by the Faith Healer"?

"No, it was crap, even the blokes in a wheelchairs got up and walked out"

What do you get if you cross Donald Trump and Prince Andrew?
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Murdered in your prison cell



poor Epstein

Got a call off an old mate last night. He said "I fucking hate Scousers, you know. Where I live, I've got Scouse neighbours to the left and the right of me. More Scousers across the way. Bin-dippers living above and below me. Every *word censored* I bump into is a fucking dirty Scouse bastard!&...

My mate set me up on a blind date. He said "She's lovely lass but there's something you should know. She's expecting a baby".

I felt a right twat waiting in the pub wearing nothing but a nappy.

wo Mexicans have been lost in the desert for weeks. At death's door, they see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer, they see that it's draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon: smoked bacon; crispy bacon; life-giving, nearly raw, juicy bacon... all sorts of bacon. "Hey, Pepe," says th...

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The Mandalorian, love it.
The man with no name in a scifi. Obviously he does have a name but ye know what i mean unless ye are all youngsters

Clint Eastwood anyone.

Crikfree or first row sport, free and easy. And of course mamahd

Forums that allow pic, gifs or videos of half naked women and putting the emphasis on Womens Breasts are a fu**ing disgrace.

In order to balance the different gender every post of a Womans breasts should have the equivalent pic of a male.

Just popped my head out from my bunker, did i hear someone say the The Arsenal won a match. jasus how long was i down there??

OneBardGooner wrote: ↑

Sun Dec 01, 2019 3:47 pm

how long before we fuckk up and they score?

injury time

He wont last, to much complaining about food..