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- Wed May 19, 2021 10:58 am
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara Desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning: After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. "Well, Sister, this looks pretty...
- Wed Apr 14, 2021 11:57 am
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Englishman: "That your Dog"..?? Welshman: "Aye". Englishman: "Mind if I Speak to him"..?? Welshman: "Dog don't Talk.” Englishman: Hey Dog, how's it going"..?? Dog: "Doing All Right, Thanks". Welshman: (Look of Shock). Englishman: Is this your Owner&q...
- Mon Apr 05, 2021 1:51 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Lipstick in School..... According to a news report, a certain private school in Newcastle upon Tyne was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they wou...
- Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:38 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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A German guy approaches a lady of the night. 'I vish to buy sex wit you.' 'OK,' says the girl, 'I charge 20 an hour.' '..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.' 'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little kinky.' So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces fo...
- Thu Mar 18, 2021 12:54 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are al...
- Mon Jan 25, 2021 5:15 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Prince Charles is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets one. The patient replies: "Fair fa your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin race, Aboon them a ye take yer place, Painch, tripe or thairm, As lan...
- Fri Jan 15, 2021 5:40 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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An elderly couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no "after life" at all. After a long life together, Frank was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "K...
- Wed Jan 13, 2021 4:35 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but ...
- Tue Jan 12, 2021 9:55 am
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Trump dies from the virus. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't ...
- Tue Dec 08, 2020 12:29 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious ...
- Wed Dec 02, 2020 9:50 am
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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There was an earthquake in Dublin yesterday and a nine story hotel collapsed to the ground.Firefighters,public,police rushed to the scene and started going through all the rubble.Anybody there called a policeman,no answer,they carried on,after 4 hours someone shouted "Stop Shush", the area...
- Wed Dec 02, 2020 8:19 am
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her 3 male Stammer’s Action Group. She had tried every technique in the book, but still they stammered and stuttered. Finally, totally exasperated, she said: "If any of you can tell me where you were born, without stutteri...
- Mon Nov 30, 2020 5:42 pm
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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An ex marine decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends £5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home he stops at a news agents and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales person, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am ?" &q...
- Thu Nov 26, 2020 12:12 am
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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While riding my Harley, I swerved to to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?As I look...
- Thu Nov 19, 2020 9:33 am
- Forum: The Cannonballs
- Topic: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 90th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms...