GranadaJoe wrote:AW to Pat Rice (after another poor performance), "I said give them a dressing DOWN!)

The winner!!!

Is this still going?

Why does David Haye want to fight the ghost hunter bloke off channel 5 anyway?

What's the prize?

If it's true that you are what you eat, he must consume a hell of a lot of arseholes.

olgitgooner wrote:Shamelessly stolen from Red Snapper over on the AFC forum (although I think he got the idea from this place )

Post your favourites here. Any subject. I'll start with a funny......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IBgk05iL3Y

Only did it to get you over there more often!

Bayern winning the CL is preferable in every situation. Those blue russian *word censored* winning it cannot even be contemplated. And any Gooner that suggests otherwise is a fucking WUM of the highest order. I would like to know how 5 minutes of laughing at Spurs who make the European Cup / CL onc...

See if you can get a k nine times into a sentence.

This one is promising.
http://www.sportlemon.tv/v-2/18/142/v-394272.html

I'm sure Stephen Fry would steer clear if he thought Davies was anti semitic.

I was going to say Fairs Cup Final 1970 since it was one hell of a night, and the first time I saw us win a trophy. Or WHL 1971 which was just amazing. BUT it has to be Wembley 1971 :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: I walked out of Wembley minus one voice. And with a whacking great blood blister in ...

Yep that one !

I really really really dislike this woman with a passion. She ain't funny She ain't good looking And she reads her questions on Millionaire Drop badly...she just cost two lads a shot at a million coz she can't read properly Can't stand the bint :evil: Thank God, I thought it was just me! She thinks...

The whole "what did the Romans ever do for us?" scene.

Braintree won! Riots in the streets?
On the BBC final score, Braintree is shortened to BRA (snigger like a schoolboy ).