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U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:Tell him to go f**k his mother on the grounds that she may give him a family discount

His mother being his sister also - a kind of combo deal. A "smother" if you will. Similar to a sister/cousin combo or "scousin".

I would actually like one of the senior figures at the club to come forward and speak to the fans about why these stories appear every year. Either there is truth in them and we need to know or, they are false and need to be stamped out. If the club spoke up and denied these tales, I'm sure the shi...

Great article for sure! However, as much as I hate, hate, hate Fergie's outfit, they did win the Prem last season. Granted. As much as I despise them too, I don't want to take anything away from the crunts because I believe the strongest and best team always wins the league (you can't fluke 38 game...

I think we have to look at this objectively. What's best for the club? Henry is ageing, he has the well documented Sciatica problem and his form has not been vintage Tel over the last two seasons. Should we cash in before his value drops if he has another sh!t season? What if he goes into sulk mode ...

OH MY GOD!!!!! I will put my neck on the line now! That "Team Line-up" pic is the most photoshopped thing i have ever seen and is 110% fake. This pic is false!!!! I guarantee it!!!!! Hmmmm, I have to put my hands up and say, i was wrong, unbelievably, and very very very disappointingly, i...

Galasso wrote:"Christian values and morals for 21st century - Discuss"

Have neither.

Galasso wrote:Ahh, I see. That sort of thing nev*Wonder what colour the new curtains should be*er happens to me.

Jaysus, is th*wonder if Tel will stay*is contagious?

It's a bit sc*wonder what the missus is cooking for dinner tonight*ry

I Hate Hleb wrote:TonySaunders,DB10Gooner,Galasso et.al:

Guys, I have to tell you, haven't laughed as much as this for ages.

Remind me, what was this thread suppose to be about?

Haven't got a clue, mate! But had a lot of fun though.

Cheers Gooners!

Sorry fo the repeat message guys - was interrupted in mid flow (oh, er) by an Insurance Broker and wasn't sure if I had pressed the submit button. DB10GOONER - You know of the famous saying: you only hurt the ones you love! Let me reassure you, gratified as I am that TonySaunders likes me (ish), Br...

Galasso wrote:I'll do the wedding cake (and when I say do, I mean bake)

Thank God you cleared that up Galasso - we were on the verge of another 5 page double entendre assault there!!

tonysaunders wrote:DB10, only if you're best man...

It would be an honour TS. Not sure what our Hleb hating friend feels about it yet...

Hleb is my Hero: Controversial. Still, you could have at least quoted yourself properly… Not sure what you mean. Being a single man, I 'quote myself properly' almost every evening!!! By the way you, you started by saying: "Hleb is my Hero". Is that a mistake or have I finally won you ov...

I bow to your girlfriend's superior knowledge. Now if you could just quickly ask her how I do a cross-stitch? Or maybe you know? Are you joking me? Cross stitching is easy, and therapeutic too! As for quoting like a post-pubescent, you press "alt+q" at the start of your quote, then go to ...

I never agree with beating up other football fans as I am against all hooligan arseholes so I would.... aah b*llocks to it all - beat the sh*t outa him, the chav crunt. He ain't a real fan. None of them are.

Three titles in their entire history. And they bought two of them. The gimps.