A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other exc...

Postman wrote:A blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. Tee-shirt.

'Why are you wearing a 'Thank God It's Friday' tee-shirt on Monday?'

'Oh crap!' the blonde says. 'I didn't realize it was a religious t-shirt. I thought it meant 'Tits Go In Front.''

I like all types of music except that crap heavy metal sort of shite. At the moment I have Eminems Relapse, but strangely enough earlier I had Bob Marleys Rastaman Vibration on. Just got a new turntable and so am able to listen to all my old vinyl............ah the memories! yeah know what you mean...

ARSHAVIN AWARED SAINTHOOD!! Following Arshavin's miraculous 4 goals at Anfield, Pope Benedict has decided to acknowledge such a devine act by bestowing the little Russian with sainthood. The pope praised Arshavin for his performance, and likened it to how Jesus fed five thousand men with just five ...

Kneel and be Knighted SIR ANDREI

Don't know about you fellow ( and fellowess) :wink: Gooners, But I've usually got some sounds/music going on while I'm on ere....Do you have a fave album/track that you play or is it pick n mix - My mood changes daily/hourly...I usually come on when I get home from work and unwind..Yesteday it was A...

Dogbreath shoul've been banned for all games that the chavs will ever play against us - Oh! yes, and for being an arrogant, whinging, diving C*NT!

Welcome JTSB - Great name - btw!

What's it like in them thar woods? - and has anybody eaten your porridge/



Only Joking!

I'm a noob (on here as well) so keep the faith and keep rockin'

Quick show of hands, who frequents the Arsenal Fish Bar on a regular basis? If you dont, give it a whirl - its the perfect pre or post game meal, im usually a Cod and Chips man (Cod is the size of Mody Dick) - although as im sure they will put on here soon, Mt Tounge and Swale love a curry of some ...

Genius pure Quality and GENIUS!

I also like the look on sulkytwatbenitez's chops when he puts the Fourth one away!....

Feckin' Ace!

The aim of Theo playing out wide is that if he can get past a fast LB with little space then he should be able to deliever against a CB with all that space in the middle. The problem is against organised sides he is rarely up against just a fullback, i have no objection with Theo playing wide, but ...

Number 5 wrote:Good shout.

I've never forgotten the quality of the man.

He is as good as anybody currently playing for The Arsenal. It would be a shame to see him never play again so I truely hope he comes back next season.

EXACTAMONDO !

english beer been so light it could carry itself :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) Oh we have a winner there! Step forward the REBELGOONER, sir!! 8) English beer; "Eh oop, dus thar fancy t'pint of warm salty piss our lad?" :wink: BEER IS MEANT TO BE COLD!!!! :roll: Erm......Heathen! Beer is sup...

REBEL GOONER wrote:english beer been so light it could carry itself

OUCH!!! Now THAT is FUNNY!!!

hanny73 wrote:Def Lyderson....

I hought it might be his younger brother Def Leppardson