Has anyone ever sneaked into Ashburton Grove without paying?
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Has anyone ever sneaked into Ashburton Grove without paying?
Versus Wigan, I saw a bloke leap over the barrier in the club level entrance and run up the stairs.
Few seconds later he was being thrown out by a huge steward followed by a lot of swearing and threats from the "gatecrasher"!
Have no idea how he thought he would get away with it as there were several stewards around.
Just wondered if anyone has ever sneaked into the ground without paying?
I once went into Highbury for the last ten minutes of a game when they used to open the gates on the North Bank at the end of the game, and the stewards would let you in without a problem, but otherwise have always had a ticket or paid at the turnstile.
Few seconds later he was being thrown out by a huge steward followed by a lot of swearing and threats from the "gatecrasher"!
Have no idea how he thought he would get away with it as there were several stewards around.
Just wondered if anyone has ever sneaked into the ground without paying?
I once went into Highbury for the last ten minutes of a game when they used to open the gates on the North Bank at the end of the game, and the stewards would let you in without a problem, but otherwise have always had a ticket or paid at the turnstile.
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Yeah, did the usual buy/make a fake ticket, then moan to the steward it wasn't working, got fucked off, then jumped into the turnstyle when a kid was going through. Murdering *word censored*.northbankbren wrote:apparently a couple of hundred did in the champions league against liverpool last year guess which set of fans...scousers or cockneys........retorical i think.
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Done it many times over the years. Used to be 70p for the NB, so we'd do two for a £1 and the operator would pocket the 30p. Crowds of 16,000 when you knew there was probably 23,000.
Fake tickets for Reading away in the cup back in the 80's. Know many who had fake tickets for CL final.
The best two jibbers I know no longer go, but every week they'd get into Highbury without fail and sit in the same two seats. Stewards used to think they were ST holders.
They had many ways of getting in but confidence was the key. They'd go to the NB and see a stweard standing at a side gate. They'd go to push past him, busy in conversation. When challenged they'd say something like "hello mate, they still got you doing this duty? When you gonna get inside to see the game? Is Keith in today? he said to meet him about 2.50." The door would be opened and in they'd go. (There's always a steward called Keith)
The best one which worked most of the time was when the band was packing their gear away after doing a live set in the NB. They'd go to the back of the van, make out they'd put something away then wander through the gates whilst telling a puzzled steward "we won't be long, just the cables and a couple of amps left to pick up". If the steward watched them they'd make out they were aranging stuff and when his back was turned, leg it to the two seats where the usual steward would say something like "where of you two been? The game kicked off 15 minutes ago, I thought you weren't gonna turn up".
Happy days.
Fake tickets for Reading away in the cup back in the 80's. Know many who had fake tickets for CL final.
The best two jibbers I know no longer go, but every week they'd get into Highbury without fail and sit in the same two seats. Stewards used to think they were ST holders.
They had many ways of getting in but confidence was the key. They'd go to the NB and see a stweard standing at a side gate. They'd go to push past him, busy in conversation. When challenged they'd say something like "hello mate, they still got you doing this duty? When you gonna get inside to see the game? Is Keith in today? he said to meet him about 2.50." The door would be opened and in they'd go. (There's always a steward called Keith)
The best one which worked most of the time was when the band was packing their gear away after doing a live set in the NB. They'd go to the back of the van, make out they'd put something away then wander through the gates whilst telling a puzzled steward "we won't be long, just the cables and a couple of amps left to pick up". If the steward watched them they'd make out they were aranging stuff and when his back was turned, leg it to the two seats where the usual steward would say something like "where of you two been? The game kicked off 15 minutes ago, I thought you weren't gonna turn up".
Happy days.
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awesome!!Reg Niseth wrote:Done it many times over the years. Used to be 70p for the NB, so we'd do two for a £1 and the operator would pocket the 30p. Crowds of 16,000 when you knew there was probably 23,000.
Fake tickets for Reading away in the cup back in the 80's. Know many who had fake tickets for CL final.
The best two jibbers I know no longer go, but every week they'd get into Highbury without fail and sit in the same two seats. Stewards used to think they were ST holders.
They had many ways of getting in but confidence was the key. They'd go to the NB and see a stweard standing at a side gate. They'd go to push past him, busy in conversation. When challenged they'd say something like "hello mate, they still got you doing this duty? When you gonna get inside to see the game? Is Keith in today? he said to meet him about 2.50." The door would be opened and in they'd go. (There's always a steward called Keith)
The best one which worked most of the time was when the band was packing their gear away after doing a live set in the NB. They'd go to the back of the van, make out they'd put something away then wander through the gates whilst telling a puzzled steward "we won't be long, just the cables and a couple of amps left to pick up". If the steward watched them they'd make out they were aranging stuff and when his back was turned, leg it to the two seats where the usual steward would say something like "where of you two been? The game kicked off 15 minutes ago, I thought you weren't gonna turn up".
Happy days.
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I knew a bloke that had an "arrangement" with a turnstile operator in the NB. We'd pay £20 and he'd hand us a piece of card same size as a ticket. We'd hand that to the operator and he'd let us in. Then we'd head for the seats at the edge of the NB lower, over beside the East stand and grab the vacant ones... did it probably 3 or 4 times when tickets were hard to get...
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There's this one bloke I know that's been doing it since The Grove opened. A few of you might actually know him. He's a shortish bloke, black skin, from Ivory Coast. Some days , he's actually made it all the way past the turnstiles, into the chaging rooms, got on the pitch, played a match had a shower and then driven off at the end. I'm not sure but I think his name is Eboue or something. I'm surprised nobody has noticed cos he's shit at football.
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Perryashburtongroves wrote:There's this one bloke I know that's been doing it since The Grove opened. A few of you might actually know him. He's a shortish bloke, black skin, from Ivory Coast. Some days , he's actually made it all the way past the turnstiles, into the chaging rooms, got on the pitch, played a match had a shower and then driven off at the end. I'm not sure but I think his name is Eboue or something. I'm surprised nobody has noticed cos he's shit at football.
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Think i know the bloke, hangs about with a taller black bloke, though not seen him the last couple of games.Perryashburtongroves wrote:There's this one bloke I know that's been doing it since The Grove opened. A few of you might actually know him. He's a shortish bloke, black skin, from Ivory Coast. Some days , he's actually made it all the way past the turnstiles, into the chaging rooms, got on the pitch, played a match had a shower and then driven off at the end. I'm not sure but I think his name is Eboue or something. I'm surprised nobody has noticed cos he's shit at football.