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DB10GOONER wrote:[quote=""Chunky Monkey&quo"]This old bint says to her husband. "I want you to make love to me like they do in the movies"..
The husband turn't her over, shovered his cock up her arse, pulled it out and shot his load all over her face and said "Take that you fucking bitch",
the wife was in shocked and looked in disbelief - The husband looked at her and said "Clearly we don't watch the same films"
Been there. Done that.
What a surprise
I can't believe DB10 let anyone call him a bitch. [/quote]
Quality.
My wife sometimes calls me a bitch... oh, no - hang on... she calls me an "Arrogant wanker that thinks the sun shines out of his arse, if he could be bothered to get up off his arse and go shopping with me on a Saturday morning rather than watching football then playing football then going drinking with his arsehole mates, the motherfucking bag of fucking shit."
DB10GOONER wrote:[quote=""Chunky Monkey&quo"]This old bint says to her husband. "I want you to make love to me like they do in the movies"..
The husband turn't her over, shovered his cock up her arse, pulled it out and shot his load all over her face and said "Take that you fucking bitch",
the wife was in shocked and looked in disbelief - The husband looked at her and said "Clearly we don't watch the same films"
Been there. Done that.
What a surprise
I can't believe DB10 let anyone call him a bitch.
Quality.
My wife sometimes calls me a bitch... oh, no - hang on... she calls me an "Arrogant wanker that thinks the sun shines out of his arse, if he could be bothered to get up off his arse and go shopping with me on a Saturday morning rather than watching football then playing football then going drinking with his arsehole mates, the motherfucking bag of fucking shit."
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I think you better check your marriage for signs of Bigamy. I'm convinced we're married to the same person.
DB10GOONER wrote:[quote=""Chunky Monkey&quo"]This old bint says to her husband. "I want you to make love to me like they do in the movies"..
The husband turn't her over, shovered his cock up her arse, pulled it out and shot his load all over her face and said "Take that you fucking bitch",
the wife was in shocked and looked in disbelief - The husband looked at her and said "Clearly we don't watch the same films"
Been there. Done that.
What a surprise
I can't believe DB10 let anyone call him a bitch.
Quality.
My wife sometimes calls me a bitch... oh, no - hang on... she calls me an "Arrogant wanker that thinks the sun shines out of his arse, if he could be bothered to get up off his arse and go shopping with me on a Saturday morning rather than watching football then playing football then going drinking with his arsehole mates, the motherfucking bag of fucking shit."
I think you better check your marriage for signs of Bigamy. I'm convinced we're married to the same person. [/quote]
My wife sometimes calls me a bitch... oh, no - hang on... she calls me an "Arrogant wanker that thinks the sun shines out of his arse, if he could be bothered to get up off his arse and go shopping with me on a Saturday morning rather than watching football then playing football then going drinking with his arsehole mates, the motherfucking bag of fucking shit."
I think you better check your marriage for signs of Bigamy. I'm convinced we're married to the same person.
They're clones! [/quote]
fuckin hell
PC Brigade alert.
You can't say that any more. We call them Afro Carribean now
and before anyone starts whinging, it's a joke for fucks sake.
My wife sometimes calls me a bitch... oh, no - hang on... she calls me an "Arrogant wanker that thinks the sun shines out of his arse, if he could be bothered to get up off his arse and go shopping with me on a Saturday morning rather than watching football then playing football then going drinking with his arsehole mates, the motherfucking bag of fucking shit."
I think you better check your marriage for signs of Bigamy. I'm convinced we're married to the same person.
They're clones!
fuckin hell
PC Brigade alert.
You can't say that any more. We call them Afro Carribean now
and before anyone starts whinging, it's a joke for fucks sake.[/quote]
