Chants Would Be A Fine Thing

afc-bob · Post by **afc-bob** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:11 pm

If I had the wings of a sparrow
And I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Tottenham tomorrow
And shit on the bastard below below
id shit on
id shit on
id shit on the bastards below

Gooner Jim · Post by **Gooner Jim** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:58 pm

What happened to the 'oh aaron ramsey, he is a welshie' chant, I havent heard it that much, good chant imo. And the 'nasri wherever you may be birds dont shave in your home country, it could be worse, you could be a y*d, chopping foreskin off your kid'

excellent chants imo

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:15 pm

Gooner Jim wrote:What happened to the 'oh aaron ramsey, he is a welshie' chant, I havent heard it that much, good chant imo. And the 'nasri wherever you may be birds dont shave in your home country, it could be worse, you could be a y*d, chopping foreskin off your kid' excellent chants imo

But Nasri's Muslim, so will remove foreskin of male children.

rodders999 · Post by **rodders999** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:27 pm

Greedy-Cash-Whore
Greedy-Cash-Whooooore
Charges blind kids 5 quid for autographs
But would settle for four!

tinpot lane · Post by **tinpot lane** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:31 pm

QuartzGooner wrote:
Gooner Jim wrote:What happened to the 'oh aaron ramsey, he is a welshie' chant, I havent heard it that much, good chant imo. And the 'nasri wherever you may be birds dont shave in your home country, it could be worse, you could be a y*d, chopping foreskin off your kid' excellent chants imo
But Nasri's Muslim, so will remove foreskin of male children.

was he born a Muslim?

Post by **g88ner** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:03 am

tinpot lane wrote:was he born a Muslim?

He's of Algerian descent; Algeria being a country almost entirely Islamic... so I suppose he was probably brought up as a Muslim and therefore it's highly likely that he was circumcised as a boy.

Although, you ask whether he was born Muslim... and that sounds like a trick question to me, and one that could turn into a religious debate... so I think I'll leave that question hanging

Post by **QuartzGooner** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:31 am

Where's Khalid when you need him!

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:32 pm

This came to me before I went to bed in the early hours.

To the melody of 'Spurs Are On Their Way To Wembley':

Spurs ain't beaten us this century,
Will they ever beat us again?
They're so rotten, and near the bottom
And that is such a shame - NOT (shouted)

(Then Repeat)

I know, I should try sleeping more!!

Post by **g88ner** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:53 pm

QuartzGooner wrote:Where's Khalid when you need him!

he must have heard you calling.... he's online now!

Welcome back, Khalid!

Gooner Jim · Post by **Gooner Jim** » Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:52 pm

QuartzGooner wrote:
Gooner Jim wrote:What happened to the 'oh aaron ramsey, he is a welshie' chant, I havent heard it that much, good chant imo. And the 'nasri wherever you may be birds dont shave in your home country, it could be worse, you could be a y*d, chopping foreskin off your kid' excellent chants imo
But Nasri's Muslim, so will remove foreskin of male children.

Not many people know that so we can get away with it.

paperclip · Post by **paperclip** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:28 pm

could someone put the words to the "when the spurs go marching down" song please?

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:28 pm

Oh when the Spurs,
Go marching down,
Oh when the Spurs go marching down
We're gonna be in that number
When the Spurs go marching down

My version is:

Oh shitty Spurs,
Are going down,
Oh shitty Spurs are going down,
We're gonna laugh in large numbers
Because the Spurs are going down

highburyJD · Post by **highburyJD** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:28 pm

I always thought the 'number' bit made no sense
IHH's version is better

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:35 pm

Cheers Highbury JD - that's what I thought as well.

How about this for Ronaldo (to the melody of We won it 5 times):

He's a ladyboy
He's a ladyboy-oy-oy
Cristiano Ronaldo
Is a ladyboy.

xDAVEYx · Post by **xDAVEYx** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:15 pm

This Is The Daybreak a long, long time ago wrote:To the tune of 10 green bottles

40,000 muppets going to Stamford bridge
40,000 muppets going to Stamford bridge
& if one cechen rebel should shoot Abramovic
There'll be no Chelsea muppets going to Stamford Bridge

im sorry but thats brilliance.

and im bored enough to have found:

Its Up 4 Grabs Now

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:27 pm Post subject: Reply with quote
Not really a fan of nicking other teams songs and definitely not a fan of pretty much anything the scousers do but I have to admit that Torres song they've got is pretty good - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUjRQfJ3f74

So for Eddie:
Heâ€™s from Rio via Zagreb
Eddie Eddie
Heâ€™s mates with Alexander Hleb
Eddie Eddie
He broke his leg but heâ€™ll be back
And Robbie Keane will still be cack
Eduardo Da Silva Arsenalâ€™s number 9
Na na na na, na na na naâ€¦

Given all the talk of "winning a trophy for Eduardo" etc think it might actually provide some inspiration for the team (& the man himself) if we actually had/have a decent song to sing for him between now & the end of the season (and beyond). Any takers?