More songs.....

[northerngooner]

How about adapting other chants such as

In your Tottenham Slums, In your Tottenham slums,
Your mums on the game and your das in the nick
you cant get a job cos your too fucking thick
in your Tottenham slums

You wear a g-string, Old Tweedy's g-string,
you make us wonder, what sex you are,
oh Ashley Cole, you are a strange one,
but does you g-string match your bra?

Don't cry for me Tottenham Hotspur,
the truth is we cannot stand you,
all through our wild days,
our mad existence
we took the yiddo's,
with no resistance.

and the obvious one for the 24th January for you lucky sods who get a ticket

Shit ground no fans, shit ground no fans

[northerngooner]

oh and sorry about this but

where's your ********, where's your ********, where's your ******** fucking gone
havent got one, never had one
where's your ******** fucking gone

[highburyJD]

we've got more jewish fans than spuds
so all that foreskin stuff is old 'n tired now imo

[gooner.ed]

yes, i have asterisked the foreskin references from that one. i am not getting into the Y-word debate here. This is a forum and i have no desire to get heavy policing it for anti-semitism. it's a reflection of the reality in terms of the way many of the users talk about Tottenham and their supporters, and if i were to delete every mention of the Y word, I might as well close down the forum. so you have your liberty on that level, right or wrong. For what it's worth, i don't condone it and would prefer not to read it, but there are not enough hours in the day for me to stop it. so it's tolerated in the context of the forum, although you will never read it on the main part of the website or in the printed issue of The Gooner.

but the circumcision songs. they overstep the mark. are we going to have auschwitz ditties next? so please, let's not abuse the jewish faith, not only because it's wrong, not only because there are many many jewish arsenal fans but also because i don't want this forum to get a reputation as being somewhere anyone can feel free to express such overt racism. i know you may think it's all a joke and no harm intended, but why do you think thierry henry makes such a big thing about racism? because he's on the receiving end of such humour and isn't laughing.

i hate having to type such stuff, but i just want everyone to be clear where the limit is on your free expression. sermon over. let's move on.

[N13Gooner]

In your Tottenham Slums, In your Tottenham slums,
Your mums on the game and your das in the nick
you cant get a job cos your too fucking thick
in your Tottenham slums

Northern Gooner - have you ever been down Tottenham on a non-match day??...its full of Arsenal fans. Well south Tottenham is anyway.

[liam bradys left foot]

Some people are circumsiced for helath reasons so i have heard

[goonermc]

In your Tottenham Slums, In your Tottenham slums,
Your mums on the game and your das in the nick
you cant get a job cos your too fucking thick
in your Tottenham slums

Northern Gooner - have you ever been down Tottenham on a non-match day??...its full of Arsenal fans. Well south Tottenham is anyway.

N13, tott##ham slums doesn't mean you have to be talking about so many square miles in North London. Living in a tott##ham slum can mean anywhere your brought up, in a spud house.

[liam bradys left foot]

this one may catch on " 2-0 and you fucked it up. 2-0 and you fucked it up "



your the **** who got done by our kids

your the **** who got done by our kids
your the **** who got done by our kids