Bendtner; The Leg-end

[Top Londoner]

Paddy Power pick up Bendtner tab.


http://www.itv.com/sport/football/euro/ ... dtner-tab/



Will they increase his game ban from one to perhaps 2,3,4 or more then?

[supergeorgegraham]

Global interest in Bender now according to Sky. So we finally get to see the back of him. Do you guys remember that game where he missed 3 blaring open goals and laughed when he was taken off in a kind of that was funny way.
No it wasnt bender just clarifying you are really crap mate.
Mind you slightly better than slap head chamkah but he was free so we can give him away surely.

[manninger]

just an opinion from his native homeland...get rid of him....¨

the man is a narcissist!!!

there is a story about him cancelling a visit at a hospital for sick children ...officially because of a stomach bug...then the newspaper, who wrote the story, read om twitter of facebook, that he wrote , the evening before, he was on a bender with girlfriend and friends..

it has 2 be said, that he would visit the hospital some other time.....

But responsible......???

[safcftm]

just an opinion from his native homeland...get rid of him....¨

the man is a narcissist!!!

there is a story about him cancelling a visit at a hospital for sick children ...officially because of a stomach bug...then the newspaper, who wrote the story, read om twitter of facebook, that he wrote , the evening before, he was on a bender with girlfriend and friends..

it has 2 be said, that he would visit the hospital some other time.....

But responsible......???

Mr Bendtner will have gone for a few quiet drinks with friends and then a meal the night before his big visit to the hospital. Alas, the meal will have caused him an upset stomach, he'll have felt as sick as Vincent Kompany does when he sees Bendtner on the opposition's team sheet. This will have presented Mr Bendtner with a problem- Nicklas is not the type to let a stomach bug affect him but it did take his overall condition down from 100% to 99%.

You might think that this is no major concern but it is to Bendtner. You see, these kids are sick, they need to be cheered up and what better way than to be afforded the opportunity to meet one of Europe's finest strikers (as he demonstrated when he was so much better than RVP at the Euros that Wenger told Robin to pack his bags and fuck off to Juventus, leaving Bendy to take the number 10 shirt that is his birth right). These kids know Bendtner as being utterly indestructible, some would say God-like, he towers there- his Adonis like figure which seems to be cut from granite only being contrasted by his sweet, caring facial features. These kids know Bendtner is ALWAYS 100%, for them to see him at a measly 99% would have shattered their visions and dreams. Bendtner could not be responsible for this, he cares too deeply about humanity in stark contrast to the evil Chamakh who wasn't booked in to see the children as he is away at his lair planning how best to force Bendtner out of Arsenal in order to further his evil ambitions.

So Bendtner graciously decided not to attend, no matter how much it hurt him to do so- after all he knows that selflessness is his 9th best quality behind his first touch, vision, creativity, aerial ability, strength, finishing, beauty and sexual prowess. As you mention, he will see them another time, a time when at 100% he can show them that heroes do exist and they can use the experience of meeting, and maybe even touching, Denmark's greatest ever striker as the catalyst to fight off their illnesses and recover their health.

PS I've been drinking like

[I Hate Hleb]

Brilliant defence there safcftm!!

[northbank123]

just an opinion from his native homeland...get rid of him....¨

the man is a narcissist!!!

there is a story about him cancelling a visit at a hospital for sick children ...officially because of a stomach bug...then the newspaper, who wrote the story, read om twitter of facebook, that he wrote , the evening before, he was on a bender with girlfriend and friends..

it has 2 be said, that he would visit the hospital some other time.....

But responsible......???

Mr Bendtner will have gone for a few quiet drinks with friends and then a meal the night before his big visit to the hospital. Alas, the meal will have caused him an upset stomach, he'll have felt as sick as Vincent Kompany does when he sees Bendtner on the opposition's team sheet. This will have presented Mr Bendtner with a problem- Nicklas is not the type to let a stomach bug affect him but it did take his overall condition down from 100% to 99%.

You might think that this is no major concern but it is to Bendtner. You see, these kids are sick, they need to be cheered up and what better way than to be afforded the opportunity to meet one of Europe's finest strikers (as he demonstrated when he was so much better than RVP at the Euros that Wenger told Robin to pack his bags and fuck off to Juventus, leaving Bendy to take the number 10 shirt that is his birth right). These kids know Bendtner as being utterly indestructible, some would say God-like, he towers there- his Adonis like figure which seems to be cut from granite only being contrasted by his sweet, caring facial features. These kids know Bendtner is ALWAYS 100%, for them to see him at a measly 99% would have shattered their visions and dreams. Bendtner could not be responsible for this, he cares too deeply about humanity in stark contrast to the evil Chamakh who wasn't booked in to see the children as he is away at his lair planning how best to force Bendtner out of Arsenal in order to further his evil ambitions.

So Bendtner graciously decided not to attend, no matter how much it hurt him to do so- after all he knows that selflessness is his 9th best quality behind his first touch, vision, creativity, aerial ability, strength, finishing, beauty and sexual prowess. As you mention, he will see them another time, a time when at 100% he can show them that heroes do exist and they can use the experience of meeting, and maybe even touching, Denmark's greatest ever striker as the catalyst to fight off their illnesses and recover their health.

PS I've been drinking like

That could have been a direct quote from Nicky B himself. I bet he talks about himself in the third person too.

[QuartzGooner]

More trouble for Bendtner.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... rance.html

[LeGinge (Northern Branch)]

More trouble for Bendtner.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... rance.html

Can They add 6 points to a licence he doesn't have?

[storrmin571]

Is he still here? I thought Barca or Real Madrid would have been banging the door down for him by now. Cant these clubs see the talent that is Super Nic?

[augie]

Is he still here? I thought Barca or Real Madrid would have been banging the door down for him by now. Cant these clubs see the talent that is Super Nic?

Sorry augie even in jest you cant write things like that - flash I know there is a lot of hatred towards players agents nowadays but have to give kudo's to nic's agent - the amount of coverage and exposure he generates for the worlds greatest player ( ) and the amount of clubs he manages to link to the guy suggests an agent who is working hard for his cash Shame that no club is actually interested in him though

[LDB]

Is he still here?

[augie]

What c**t in their right mind would buy this egotistical pile of shite ? In a previous post I did suggest the ONLY way we will get shot of him but I crossed the boundaries of acceptable banter

[goonswede]

Put him on EBay with no reserve price.

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Put him on EBay with no reserve price.

That's what league he should be playing in...

[cusamano]

He should never wear Arsenal´s red&white again!