Bendtner; The Leg-end

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Didn't he get done for thumping another cab driver over here or am I confusing this with someone else?

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Nov 03, 2018 5:07 pm
What a moron, put it this way - for all his arrogance and big talk if he does do time, he'll leave the clink with a sphincter like a "Broken Cat Flap" ( © DB ) :wink:
:coffeespit: laughed out loud there. :lol:

Also thank you for respecting my copyright. :D :wink:

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Get in the jail you pink boot wearing moron :lol:

I personally like this report

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... l-13624768

However the BBC are stating that the 50 days (not long enough) could be served courtesy of an ankle bracelet at home :shock:

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Was not good enough for the Arsenal but could have had a decent "journey man" career in the prem or another top division if he was not such a prize prick.

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He was a very good goal scorer , and would have scored a lot of goals in the premiership is it wasn't for the fact that Arsenal didn't play a system that suited him............................... and that he was a complete bell-end !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=934cr9ytZQk

He also scored a lot of goals for a very poor Denmark team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJrsgo25TO4

I rest my case !

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Herd wrote:
Thu Nov 22, 2018 10:17 am
He was a very good goal scorer , and would have scored a lot of goals in the premiership is it wasn't for the fact that Arsenal didn't play a system that suited him............................... and that he was a complete bell-end !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=934cr9ytZQk

He also scored a lot of goals for a very poor Denmark team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJrsgo25TO4

I rest my case !
that air he got for the goal against scum is crazy ! he met the ball at its highest point that was a world class header.

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Jock Gooner wrote:
Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:05 pm
Get in the jail you pink boot wearing moron :lol:

I personally like this report

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... l-13624768

However the BBC are stating that the 50 days (not long enough) could be served courtesy of an ankle bracelet at home :shock:
They'll love him in prison. :lol: Big soft blond bitch with a big mouth? He is going to get gutted (literally) through his shitter. :shock:

:wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Nov 22, 2018 5:22 pm
Jock Gooner wrote:
Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:05 pm
Get in the jail you pink boot wearing moron :lol:

I personally like this report

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football ... l-13624768

However the BBC are stating that the 50 days (not long enough) could be served courtesy of an ankle bracelet at home :shock:
They'll love him in prison. :lol: Big soft blond bitch with a big mouth? He is going to get gutted (literally) through his shitter. :shock:

:wink:


How prophetic that the RM / Barca target once said this............

“My body is my livelihood and I was desperate to find out if I was OK.”

(slightly out of context after he crashed his car but whose counting :lol: )

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Herd wrote:
Thu Nov 22, 2018 10:17 am
He was a very good goal scorer , and would have scored a lot of goals in the premiership is it wasn't for the fact that Arsenal didn't play a system that suited him............................... and that he was a complete bell-end !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=934cr9ytZQk

He also scored a lot of goals for a very poor Denmark team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJrsgo25TO4

I rest my case !
He could head a ball that’s for sure !
Shame he who can’t be named played him wide so often 😳

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Ffs lads let's not go down the myth road again with shit like "if only he had been given more chances by Wenger he would have been top class....". :oops: :roll:

The silly blond cùnt had the first touch of the bastard offspring of Mick McCarthy and a blind rapist with anger issues.

He had the vision of a blind man. A dead blind man. With no eyes.

:roll:

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you're not a proper arsenal legend till you've done some time behind bars, fair play to the big man :barscarf:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Nov 23, 2018 6:58 am
Ffs lads let's not go down the myth road again with shit like "if only he had been given more chances by Wenger he would have been top class....". :oops: :roll:

The silly blond cùnt had the first touch of the bastard offspring of Mick McCarthy and a blind rapist with anger issues.

He had the vision of a blind man. A dead blind man. With no eyes.

:roll:
DB is obsessed with the "first touch" needing to be gentle ,I think it goes back to his time as an altar boy where the priest would just ram it up the third eye without so much as spitting on it first .

Lord B was used intermittently by Wenger ,rarely did he get a run at the team and then only if others were injured ,he was also played as a right wing when his best football is when he is played as an out an out center forward .

He scored a fair few goals and all Im saying is that if he or even we had played to his strengths, and someone could control his idiotic behavior he would have continued to score plenty of goals in the premiership or elsewhere .

He played in an Arsenal team that played tip tap Barca lite with few crosses and still managed to score .

Next up Why Emmanuel Eboue was misunderstood , and could have been the next Lauren !

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The reason Wenger put Bendtner out wide was because of his shit first touch. You cant play someone with that shit a firsf touch in the centre as a lone striker. You get a handful of chances as a lone striker and if you have a first touch as loose as Herd's ringpiece you are gonna cut those chances down even further. Things like a shit touch will be exposed in training and Bendtner's first touch was appalling.

Also he was and is a fucktard. 8)

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Bender scored a Champions League hattrick once, couldn't have been that bad. :lol: :barscarf:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Nov 23, 2018 1:32 pm
The reason Wenger put Bendtner out wide was because of his shit first touch. You cant play someone with that shit a firsf touch in the centre as a lone striker. You get a handful of chances as a lone striker and if you have a first touch as loose as Herd's ringpiece you are gonna cut those chances down even further. Things like a shit touch will be exposed in training and Bendtner's first touch was appalling.

Also he was and is a fucktard. 8)
If his first touch was a header it was generally decent (see video)

Pick of the bunch for me was the calling cup semi v Ipswich.

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