THE WENGER THREAD

As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
xisstential
Posts: 3893
Joined: Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:33 am

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby xisstential » Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:26 pm

According to the [ Mirror ] Arsene Wenger has agreed for a statue of himself to be made outside the Emirates Stadium #afc #arsenal
I don't believe he agreed to it, that's just not him. He has always been results orientated but always let others take the praise & accolades. The reward for him were the trophies he won and the smiles he put on the fans faces.

Or am I confusing him with someone else :? :? :?

User avatar
BFG4
Posts: 1839
Joined: Wed Aug 14, 2013 3:57 pm
Location: Ireland

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby BFG4 » Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:16 am

According to the [ Mirror ] Arsene Wenger has agreed for a statue of himself to be made outside the Emirates Stadium #afc #arsenal
So his cult will now have a place of worship. John Cross will be the first to kneel at the monument to lord Wenger.

User avatar
Herd
Posts: 6123
Joined: Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:00 am

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby Herd » Mon Feb 10, 2020 2:03 pm

It's going to look like Easter Island out there soon.

User avatar
DB10GOONER
Posts: 47109
Joined: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:06 pm
Location: Dublin, Ireland.
Contact:

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby DB10GOONER » Mon Feb 10, 2020 5:13 pm

According to the [ Mirror ] Arsene Wenger has agreed for a statue of himself to be made outside the Emirates Stadium #afc #arsenal
How fucking magnanimous of him. :lol:

User avatar
OneBardGooner
Posts: 28190
Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:41 am
Location: Dark Side Of The Mood

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby OneBardGooner » Mon Feb 10, 2020 7:35 pm

I was walking past the bowl last week and had the shock of my feckin' life, I thought I saw a statue of Giroud, then realised it was a Lampost.

xisstential
Posts: 3893
Joined: Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:33 am

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby xisstential » Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:48 am

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... n-ban.html

They bought all my players :cry: :cry: :cry: .....you SOLD them to them, Mr Bank Manager.....

Will this man ever go away :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

xisstential
Posts: 3893
Joined: Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:33 am

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby xisstential » Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:51 am

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... chaos.html

Well that's VAR sorted as well...Mr Fixit has had a busy week :blah: :blah: :blah:

User avatar
DB10GOONER
Posts: 47109
Joined: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:06 pm
Location: Dublin, Ireland.
Contact:

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby DB10GOONER » Wed Feb 19, 2020 7:03 am

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... chaos.html

Well that's VAR sorted as well...Mr Fixit has had a busy week :blah: :blah: :blah:
We can only thank God for Arsene Wenger. Personally I wouldn't have a clue about any of this stuff without his sage comments.

:barscarf: :lol:

User avatar
OneBardGooner
Posts: 28190
Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:41 am
Location: Dark Side Of The Mood

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby OneBardGooner » Wed Feb 19, 2020 8:26 am

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51554031

Halaand..

How long before the oldCunt says he tried to sign Halaand when he was playing in the Under 5's??? :?

User avatar
StuartL
Posts: 6262
Joined: Sat May 17, 2008 8:22 pm
Location: It’s a new dawn, a new day and I’m feeling good

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby StuartL » Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:43 pm

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... chaos.html

Well that's VAR sorted as well...Mr Fixit has had a busy week :blah: :blah: :blah:
We can only thank God for Arsene Wenger. Personally I wouldn't have a clue about any of this stuff without his sage comments.

:barscarf: :lol:
I think we need to thank Wenger for creating God in his image.

User avatar
DB10GOONER
Posts: 47109
Joined: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:06 pm
Location: Dublin, Ireland.
Contact:

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby DB10GOONER » Thu Feb 20, 2020 6:40 am

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... chaos.html

Well that's VAR sorted as well...Mr Fixit has had a busy week :blah: :blah: :blah:
We can only thank God for Arsene Wenger. Personally I wouldn't have a clue about any of this stuff without his sage comments.

:barscarf: :lol:
I think we need to thank Wenger for creating God in his image.
:lol:

And on the ninth day Lord Wenger did not rest and he did create God in his own likeness..... :wink:

User avatar
StuartL
Posts: 6262
Joined: Sat May 17, 2008 8:22 pm
Location: It’s a new dawn, a new day and I’m feeling good

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby StuartL » Thu Feb 20, 2020 8:33 am

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... chaos.html

Well that's VAR sorted as well...Mr Fixit has had a busy week :blah: :blah: :blah:
We can only thank God for Arsene Wenger. Personally I wouldn't have a clue about any of this stuff without his sage comments.

:barscarf: :lol:
I think we need to thank Wenger for creating God in his image.
:lol:

And on the ninth day Lord Wenger did not rest and he did create God in his own likeness..... :wink:
That’s the one

Clash
Posts: 2461
Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:46 pm

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby Clash » Thu Feb 20, 2020 9:17 am

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... chaos.html

Well that's VAR sorted as well...Mr Fixit has had a busy week :blah: :blah: :blah:
We can only thank God for Arsene Wenger. Personally I wouldn't have a clue about any of this stuff without his sage comments.

:barscarf: :lol:
I think we need to thank Wenger for creating God in his image.
:lol:

And on the ninth day Lord Wenger did not rest and he did create God in his own likeness..... :wink:
:lol: :lol:

So are we also now saying Wenger spoke the Emirates into existence as well?

And Wenger said, Let there be floodlight: and there was floodlight. And Wenger saw the floodlight, and it was good; And Wenger divided the deluded from the enlightened! And Wenger called the deluded Loyal, and the enlightened he called Disgraceful

User avatar
OneBardGooner
Posts: 28190
Joined: Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:41 am
Location: Dark Side Of The Mood

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby OneBardGooner » Thu Feb 20, 2020 10:10 am

Top Posts there Guys...

And finally I understand how it was that "The Red Sea Came To Be Parted'"

Our Wenger
Who art in Fifa
Hallowed by thy name (Even though thouest is a Cuntbag)

Thy Tikky takky come
Thy Tikky Takky shall be done

And so it was he went and wandered in the great wilderness for 40 day and 40 nights and there he did lay with Oxen and with a French DJ

And he did cast forth his seed and so it was Eboue was born from this conjoining

Clash
Posts: 2461
Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:46 pm

Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby Clash » Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:47 pm

Top Posts there Guys...

And finally I understand how it was that "The Red Sea Came To Be Parted'"

Our Wenger
Who art in Fifa
Hallowed by thy name (Even though thouest is a Cuntbag)

Thy Tikky takky come
Thy Tikky Takky shall be done

And so it was he went and wandered in the great wilderness for 40 day and 40 nights and there he did lay with Oxen and with a French DJ

And he did cast forth his seed and so it was Eboue was born from this conjoining
haha :lol:
Superb Bard !!


Return to “On the Terraces”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: augie, Bing [Bot], Google Adsense [Bot], MSN [Bot], Red Snapper and 26 guests