In his acceptance speech he will point out that he was offered the roles of Head of the UN, President of the US, French Ambassador to Wakanda etc but he turned them all down, and almost took the vacancy for the Queen Mother a few years ago.
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clockender1 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 21, 2019 9:41 amIn his acceptance speech he will point out that he was offered the roles of Head of the UN, President of the US, French Ambassador to Wakanda etc but he turned them all down, and almost took the vacancy for the Queen Mother a few years ago.
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There's a caveat, he'll take the job...….. "While he waits for his next role in football as a manager"
So, he'll be at FIFA until he dies.
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Qualiteeeclockender1 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 21, 2019 9:41 amIn his acceptance speech he will point out that he was offered the roles of Head of the UN, President of the US, French Ambassador to Wakanda etc but he turned them all down, and almost took the vacancy for the Queen Mother a few years ago.
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xisstential wrote: ↑Sat Sep 21, 2019 6:00 pmThere's a caveat, he'll take the job...….. "While he waits for his next role in football as a manager"
So, he'll be at FIFA until he dies.
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I was hoping he would fade into obscurity as a complete football relic of irrelevance, a role at FIFA means we'll still have him pontificating. It is a worrying role because as technical director I should imagine he'll have influence in rule changes etc, just think how much of a mess of things he can make as he gets further into his dotage
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That's tackling gone from the game thenGoonerMuzz wrote: ↑Sat Sep 21, 2019 6:48 pmI was hoping he would fade into obscurity as a complete football relic of irrelevance, a role at FIFA means we'll still have him pontificating. It is a worrying role because as technical director I should imagine he'll have influence in rule changes etc, just think how much of a mess of things he can make as he gets further into his dotage
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1.There MUST be 5 sideways passes and 10 backward passes before the ball is allowed to go forward.GoonerMuzz wrote: ↑Sat Sep 21, 2019 6:48 pmI was hoping he would fade into obscurity as a complete football relic of irrelevance, a role at FIFA means we'll still have him pontificating. It is a worrying role because as technical director I should imagine he'll have influence in rule changes etc, just think how much of a mess of things he can make as he gets further into his dotage
2. A player cannot tackle if he doesn't have the ball
3. With VAR now in place we can do away with referee's and linesmen.
4. Only I can make decisions about football anytime, anywhere in the world because I am perfect and know everything.
5. I should be given a 200% salary rise every month.
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Bizarrely people who work in his dept. Will start getting lots of muscular injuries, they’ll say they will be off work for a week and will return a month later!
Steve Bould must be rubbing his hands together waiting for the phone call......’I need someone who can elp wiz zis, can you put zee chairs out for zee meetings?
Bould - yes boss.......
Steve Bould must be rubbing his hands together waiting for the phone call......’I need someone who can elp wiz zis, can you put zee chairs out for zee meetings?
Bould - yes boss.......
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Thats all he is good for, WTF he done over the past few years is a mystery.TeeCee wrote: ↑Mon Sep 23, 2019 5:39 amBizarrely people who work in his dept. Will start getting lots of muscular injuries, they’ll say they will be off work for a week and will return a month later!
Steve Bould must be rubbing his hands together waiting for the phone call......’I need someone who can elp wiz zis, can you put zee chairs out for zee meetings?
Bould - yes boss.......
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TeeCee wrote: ↑Mon Sep 23, 2019 5:39 amBizarrely people who work in his dept. Will start getting lots of muscular injuries, they’ll say they will be off work for a week and will return a month later!
Steve Bould must be rubbing his hands together waiting for the phone call......’I need someone who can elp wiz zis, can you put zee chairs out for zee meetings?
Bould - yes boss.......
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The cones at training mostly.Blim wrote: ↑Mon Sep 23, 2019 7:09 amThats all he is good for, WTF he done over the past few years is a mystery.TeeCee wrote: ↑Mon Sep 23, 2019 5:39 amBizarrely people who work in his dept. Will start getting lots of muscular injuries, they’ll say they will be off work for a week and will return a month later!
Steve Bould must be rubbing his hands together waiting for the phone call......’I need someone who can elp wiz zis, can you put zee chairs out for zee meetings?
Bould - yes boss.......
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clockender1 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 21, 2019 9:41 amIn his acceptance speech he will point out that he was offered the roles of Head of the UN, President of the US, French Ambassador to Wakanda etc but he turned them all down, and almost took the vacancy for the Queen Mother a few years ago.
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Is "vacancy" a euphemism for "vagina"?clockender1 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 21, 2019 9:41 amIn his acceptance speech he will point out that he was offered the roles of Head of the UN, President of the US, French Ambassador to Wakanda etc but he turned them all down, and almost took the vacancy for the Queen Mother a few years ago.
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Clash wrote: ↑Mon Sep 23, 2019 4:36 pmclockender1 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 21, 2019 9:41 amIn his acceptance speech he will point out that he was offered the roles of Head of the UN, President of the US, French Ambassador to Wakanda etc but he turned them all down, and almost took the vacancy for the Queen Mother a few years ago.