THE WENGER THREAD

[clockender1]

ESPN report he has accepted a role with the world governing body as a technical director.

In his acceptance speech he will point out that he was offered the roles of Head of the UN, President of the US, French Ambassador to Wakanda etc but he turned them all down, and almost took the vacancy for the Queen Mother a few years ago.

[StuartL]

ESPN report he has accepted a role with the world governing body as a technical director.

In his acceptance speech he will point out that he was offered the roles of Head of the UN, President of the US, French Ambassador to Wakanda etc but he turned them all down, and almost took the vacancy for the Queen Mother a few years ago.

[xisstential]

ESPN report he has accepted a role with the world governing body as a technical director.

Perfect role for him, he can pontificate on every matter now

There's a caveat, he'll take the job...….. "While he waits for his next role in football as a manager"

So, he'll be at FIFA until he dies.

[Redarmy]

ESPN report he has accepted a role with the world governing body as a technical director.

In his acceptance speech he will point out that he was offered the roles of Head of the UN, President of the US, French Ambassador to Wakanda etc but he turned them all down, and almost took the vacancy for the Queen Mother a few years ago.

Qualiteee

[Redarmy]

ESPN report he has accepted a role with the world governing body as a technical director.

Perfect role for him, he can pontificate on every matter now

There's a caveat, he'll take the job...….. "While he waits for his next role in football as a manager"

So, he'll be at FIFA until he dies.

[GoonerMuzz]

I was hoping he would fade into obscurity as a complete football relic of irrelevance, a role at FIFA means we'll still have him pontificating. It is a worrying role because as technical director I should imagine he'll have influence in rule changes etc, just think how much of a mess of things he can make as he gets further into his dotage

[Jock Gooner]

I was hoping he would fade into obscurity as a complete football relic of irrelevance, a role at FIFA means we'll still have him pontificating. It is a worrying role because as technical director I should imagine he'll have influence in rule changes etc, just think how much of a mess of things he can make as he gets further into his dotage

That's tackling gone from the game then

[OneBardGooner]

I was hoping he would fade into obscurity as a complete football relic of irrelevance, a role at FIFA means we'll still have him pontificating. It is a worrying role because as technical director I should imagine he'll have influence in rule changes etc, just think how much of a mess of things he can make as he gets further into his dotage

1.There MUST be 5 sideways passes and 10 backward passes before the ball is allowed to go forward.

2. A player cannot tackle if he doesn't have the ball

3. With VAR now in place we can do away with referee's and linesmen.

4. Only I can make decisions about football anytime, anywhere in the world because I am perfect and know everything.

5. I should be given a 200% salary rise every month.

[TeeCee]

Bizarrely people who work in his dept. Will start getting lots of muscular injuries, they’ll say they will be off work for a week and will return a month later!

Steve Bould must be rubbing his hands together waiting for the phone call......’I need someone who can elp wiz zis, can you put zee chairs out for zee meetings?

Bould - yes boss.......

[Blim]

Bizarrely people who work in his dept. Will start getting lots of muscular injuries, they’ll say they will be off work for a week and will return a month later!

Steve Bould must be rubbing his hands together waiting for the phone call......’I need someone who can elp wiz zis, can you put zee chairs out for zee meetings?

Bould - yes boss.......

Thats all he is good for, WTF he done over the past few years is a mystery.

[Jock Gooner]

Bizarrely people who work in his dept. Will start getting lots of muscular injuries, they’ll say they will be off work for a week and will return a month later!

Steve Bould must be rubbing his hands together waiting for the phone call......’I need someone who can elp wiz zis, can you put zee chairs out for zee meetings?

Bould - yes boss.......

[DB10GOONER]

Bizarrely people who work in his dept. Will start getting lots of muscular injuries, they’ll say they will be off work for a week and will return a month later!

Steve Bould must be rubbing his hands together waiting for the phone call......’I need someone who can elp wiz zis, can you put zee chairs out for zee meetings?

Bould - yes boss.......

Thats all he is good for, WTF he done over the past few years is a mystery.

The cones at training mostly.

[Clash]

ESPN report he has accepted a role with the world governing body as a technical director.

In his acceptance speech he will point out that he was offered the roles of Head of the UN, President of the US, French Ambassador to Wakanda etc but he turned them all down, and almost took the vacancy for the Queen Mother a few years ago.

[DB10GOONER]

ESPN report he has accepted a role with the world governing body as a technical director.

In his acceptance speech he will point out that he was offered the roles of Head of the UN, President of the US, French Ambassador to Wakanda etc but he turned them all down, and almost took the vacancy for the Queen Mother a few years ago.

Is "vacancy" a euphemism for "vagina"?

[Blim]

ESPN report he has accepted a role with the world governing body as a technical director.

In his acceptance speech he will point out that he was offered the roles of Head of the UN, President of the US, French Ambassador to Wakanda etc but he turned them all down, and almost took the vacancy for the Queen Mother a few years ago.