Well if he can type one handed I guess that leaves the other one freeNow that Wenger has rightfully been appointed as the ruler of football, many will wonder what changes to the rules will be implemented over the next few years. Extracts from a leaked draft document reveal some of what we can expect:
- the presence of fans inside stadiums is ONLY required for positivity and encouragement. Any dissent or hostility towards players, board or management (be it vocal or by banner) results in their removal from the arena and immediate cancellation of membership.
- rehabilitation courses for dissenting fans, educating them how to support a club in the right way, must be completed before their re-entry is considered.
- at all times both the football brand and the image of football as an art form must be protected.
I think we can all agree the future of football is in safe hands
Brilliant effort mate. So tell me is it a day off today or are you just having a quick one at work
What? Under the desk???
Is this one of the workers rights that Corbyn likes to bang on about