THE WENGER THREAD

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Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby Jock Gooner » Thu Nov 21, 2019 1:21 pm

Now that Wenger has rightfully been appointed as the ruler of football, many will wonder what changes to the rules will be implemented over the next few years. Extracts from a leaked draft document reveal some of what we can expect:

- the presence of fans inside stadiums is ONLY required for positivity and encouragement. Any dissent or hostility towards players, board or management (be it vocal or by banner) results in their removal from the arena and immediate cancellation of membership.

- rehabilitation courses for dissenting fans, educating them how to support a club in the right way, must be completed before their re-entry is considered.

- at all times both the football brand and the image of football as an art form must be protected.

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I think we can all agree the future of football is in safe hands

:suicide:

:lol: :lol:

Brilliant effort mate. So tell me is it a day off today or are you just having a quick one at work :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock:

What? Under the desk??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

:D :wink:
Well if he can type one handed I guess that leaves the other one free :shock: :lol:

Is this one of the workers rights that Corbyn likes to bang on about :rubchin:

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Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby Clash » Thu Nov 21, 2019 1:32 pm



:lol: :lol:

Brilliant effort mate. So tell me is it a day off today or are you just having a quick one at work :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock:

What? Under the desk??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

:D :wink:
Well if he can type one handed I guess that leaves the other one free :shock: :lol:

Is this one of the workers rights that Corbyn likes to bang on about :rubchin:
:lol: What goes on under my desk stays under my desk :shock:

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Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby Jock Gooner » Thu Nov 21, 2019 1:49 pm



:lol: :lol:

Brilliant effort mate. So tell me is it a day off today or are you just having a quick one at work :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock:

What? Under the desk??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

:D :wink:
Well if he can type one handed I guess that leaves the other one free :shock: :lol:

Is this one of the workers rights that Corbyn likes to bang on about :rubchin:
:lol: What goes on under my desk stays under my desk :shock:
Don't you start quoting Bill Clinton to us, just get on with your work :lol:

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Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby OneBardGooner » Thu Nov 21, 2019 5:52 pm

Top Drawer that! :D :wink:

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Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby DB10GOONER » Fri Nov 22, 2019 7:00 am



:lol: :lol:

Brilliant effort mate. So tell me is it a day off today or are you just having a quick one at work :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock:

What? Under the desk??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

:D :wink:
Well if he can type one handed I guess that leaves the other one free :shock: :lol:

Is this one of the workers rights that Corbyn likes to bang on about :rubchin:
:lol: What goes on under my desk stays under my desk :shock:
Lucky you. Mine goes everywhere. All over my desktop, my keyboard, my PC, and poor old Joan in the desk in front of mine. :D

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Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby OneBardGooner » Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:14 pm



:lol: :lol:

Brilliant effort mate. So tell me is it a day off today or are you just having a quick one at work :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock:

What? Under the desk??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

:D :wink:
Well if he can type one handed I guess that leaves the other one free :shock: :lol:

Is this one of the workers rights that Corbyn likes to bang on about :rubchin:
:lol: What goes on under my desk stays under my desk :shock:
Lucky you. Mine goes everywhere. All over my desktop, my keyboard, my PC, and poor old Joan in the desk in front of mine. :D
And this must be Joan

























Image



:wink:

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Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby DB10GOONER » Fri Nov 22, 2019 4:18 pm



:shock: :shock: :shock:

What? Under the desk??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

:D :wink:
Well if he can type one handed I guess that leaves the other one free :shock: :lol:

Is this one of the workers rights that Corbyn likes to bang on about :rubchin:
:lol: What goes on under my desk stays under my desk :shock:
Lucky you. Mine goes everywhere. All over my desktop, my keyboard, my PC, and poor old Joan in the desk in front of mine. :D
And this must be Joan

























Image



:wink:
Fucking hell mate its not yellow!! :shock:

:lol:

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Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby OneBardGooner » Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:42 pm



Well if he can type one handed I guess that leaves the other one free :shock: :lol:

Is this one of the workers rights that Corbyn likes to bang on about :rubchin:
:lol: What goes on under my desk stays under my desk :shock:
Lucky you. Mine goes everywhere. All over my desktop, my keyboard, my PC, and poor old Joan in the desk in front of mine. :D
And this must be Joan

























Image



:wink:
Fucking hell mate its not yellow!! :shock:

:lol:
I was going to pt a real/genuine money shot instead, but didn't want to run the risk of:

a) Spuddy getting over excited


b) Corkbarry getting all miffed again because of a Gif :wink: :wink: :wink:


c) getting banned :mrgreen: :wink:


d) Stuartl fainting at his keyboard :-P :wink: :wink: :wink:

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Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby DB10GOONER » Mon Nov 25, 2019 5:07 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby Clash » Mon Nov 25, 2019 5:18 pm



:lol: :lol:

Brilliant effort mate. So tell me is it a day off today or are you just having a quick one at work :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock:

What? Under the desk??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

:D :wink:
Well if he can type one handed I guess that leaves the other one free :shock: :lol:

Is this one of the workers rights that Corbyn likes to bang on about :rubchin:
:lol: What goes on under my desk stays under my desk :shock:
Lucky you. Mine goes everywhere. All over my desktop, my keyboard, my PC, and poor old Joan in the desk in front of mine. :D
haha :lol: :lol:
Do I get an assist for the set up? :D 8)

(I missed this post first time round - anyone else keep missing posts that suddenly seem to appear later? Or am I going as senile as the man this thread is dedicated to ?)

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Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby Clash » Mon Nov 25, 2019 5:19 pm



:lol: What goes on under my desk stays under my desk :shock:
Lucky you. Mine goes everywhere. All over my desktop, my keyboard, my PC, and poor old Joan in the desk in front of mine. :D
And this must be Joan


Image


:wink:
Fucking hell mate its not yellow!! :shock:

:lol:
I was going to pt a real/genuine money shot instead, but didn't want to run the risk of:

a) Spuddy getting over excited


b) Corkbarry getting all miffed again because of a Gif :wink: :wink: :wink:


c) getting banned :mrgreen: :wink:


d) Stuartl fainting at his keyboard :-P :wink: :wink: :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Is it wrong that that Gif is making me feel hungry?

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Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby DB10GOONER » Mon Nov 25, 2019 5:26 pm



:shock: :shock: :shock:

What? Under the desk??? :shock: :shock: :shock:

:D :wink:
Well if he can type one handed I guess that leaves the other one free :shock: :lol:

Is this one of the workers rights that Corbyn likes to bang on about :rubchin:
:lol: What goes on under my desk stays under my desk :shock:
Lucky you. Mine goes everywhere. All over my desktop, my keyboard, my PC, and poor old Joan in the desk in front of mine. :D
haha :lol: :lol:
Do I get an assist for the set up? :D 8)

(I missed this post first time round - anyone else keep missing posts that suddenly seem to appear later? Or am I going as senile as the man this thread is dedicated to ?)
Absolutely you get the assist buddy. Your 30 yard pass was so perfect I just had to put the foot to it and boom back of the net ! :D :wink:

Also, yes you are going senile. Sorry. 8)

:wink:

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Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby DB10GOONER » Mon Nov 25, 2019 5:27 pm

Just looking at that gif again.... while the colour is wrong the amount is pretty accurate hup hup! :D

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Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby Clash » Mon Nov 25, 2019 5:39 pm

Just looking at that gif again.... while the colour is wrong the amount is pretty accurate hup hup! :D
:D maybe in B&W porn yellow is the best colour? Like chocolate Syrup for the blood Hitchcock used in Psycho :)

PS. I'm blaming my iPad for my early onset of senility. What an absolute piece of shit its proved to be on many occasions. Especially the bastard auto-correct :banghead:

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Re: THE WENGER THREAD

Postby StuartL » Mon Nov 25, 2019 8:06 pm



:lol: What goes on under my desk stays under my desk :shock:
Lucky you. Mine goes everywhere. All over my desktop, my keyboard, my PC, and poor old Joan in the desk in front of mine. :D
And this must be Joan

























Image



:wink:
Fucking hell mate its not yellow!! :shock:

:lol:
I was going to pt a real/genuine money shot instead, but didn't want to run the risk of:

a) Spuddy getting over excited


b) Corkbarry getting all miffed again because of a Gif :wink: :wink: :wink:


c) getting banned :mrgreen: :wink:


d) Stuartl fainting at his keyboard :-P :wink: :wink: :wink:
I must take exception to this heinous slight against my good name......it’s a capital L you know


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