THE WENGER THREAD

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Mar 05, 2020 6:41 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:46 pm
Herd wrote:
Wed Mar 04, 2020 2:55 pm
Point taken , firstly Db I apologise ,having a spats one thing, making assertions on someone elses life is wrong ,forgive me .
I'm more c unt than wanker but on this occasion I'l let it slip Jock !

Now have I told you the one about me Chesney Hawkes, Vinny Jones the Nolan Sisters and the archbishop of Canterbury in a Restaurant in Paris ????

There was Claret everywhere !
I don't think you're either of those terms Herd. I enjoy your stories and think it's a terrible shame that DB10 is acting the nazi when there is clearly another story - fraud related - that needs to be heard. Some people just can't handle the truth - mainly liberal mod nazis :wink: :lol:
Sorry mate didn't understand a word of that. Take the pity penis out if your mouth. :D :wink:
Get back in your nazi bunker, oppressor of free speech and spoiler of facts. In the old days you'd have been the kind of person shouting that the world was flat and burning us liberal progressive types :lol:

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Jock Gooner wrote:
Thu Mar 05, 2020 2:43 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Mar 05, 2020 6:41 am
Jock Gooner wrote:
Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:46 pm
Herd wrote:
Wed Mar 04, 2020 2:55 pm
Point taken , firstly Db I apologise ,having a spats one thing, making assertions on someone elses life is wrong ,forgive me .
I'm more c unt than wanker but on this occasion I'l let it slip Jock !

Now have I told you the one about me Chesney Hawkes, Vinny Jones the Nolan Sisters and the archbishop of Canterbury in a Restaurant in Paris ????

There was Claret everywhere !
I don't think you're either of those terms Herd. I enjoy your stories and think it's a terrible shame that DB10 is acting the nazi when there is clearly another story - fraud related - that needs to be heard. Some people just can't handle the truth - mainly liberal mod nazis :wink: :lol:
Sorry mate didn't understand a word of that. Take the pity penis out if your mouth. :D :wink:
Get back in your nazi bunker, oppressor of free speech and spoiler of facts. In the old days you'd have been the kind of person shouting that the world was flat and burning us liberal progressive types :lol:
:lol:

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Fuck me what have I started, can you two go back to handbags :roll: :wink:

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GoonerMuzz wrote:
Thu Mar 05, 2020 7:33 pm
Fuck me what have I started, can you two go back to handbags :roll: :wink:
Hey Mary-Jane don't you start a bitch fight and then just strut off in your high heels. And your tight little skirt. With no knickers. Giggity. :D :wink:

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Unfortunately I did get hold of one of them but to this day I cant remember which one , all I remember is she was one of the blonde ones. They lived in Ilford in a huge house and it was at their party ,her footballer boyfriend tried to hit me over the head with a whisky bottle after he rumbled what went on . His name was Keith Robson played for west spam and was at the party with billy Jennings another football player that at the time played I think for Orient.

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Herd wrote:
Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:41 am
Unfortunately I did get hold of one of them but to this day I cant remember which one , all I remember is she was one of the blonde ones. They lived in Ilford in a huge house and it was at their party ,her footballer boyfriend tried to hit me over the head with a whisky bottle after he rumbled what went on . His name was Keith Robson played for west spam and was at the party with billy Jennings another football player that at the time played I think for Orient.
He played for Orient around 79/80 ,moved there from West ham I think?

I cant remember if he played v us in the semi final of the cup at the bridge but they had some great players and personalitys that Orient team

I always thought that the number of Jennings bookmakers in East london must have something to do with him but I might be wrong?

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Fri Mar 06, 2020 6:55 am
GoonerMuzz wrote:
Thu Mar 05, 2020 7:33 pm
Fuck me what have I started, can you two go back to handbags :roll: :wink:
Hey Mary-Jane don't you start a bitch fight and then just strut off in your high heels. And your tight little skirt. With no knickers. Giggity. :D :wink:
What i do and don't do on weekends is entirely my own affair, but thank you for your interest :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Mar 04, 2020 5:03 pm
Naki_Gooner wrote:
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:popcorn:
^^^ there's always one :lol: :wink:
:dancingbanana: everyone's friends again :barscarf:

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Naki_Gooner wrote:
Sat Mar 07, 2020 4:30 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Mar 04, 2020 5:03 pm
Naki_Gooner wrote:
Wed Mar 04, 2020 7:45 am
:popcorn:
^^^ there's always one :lol: :wink:
:dancingbanana: everyone's friends again :barscarf:
:lol:

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Rumours that Arsene "met with" the Barcawhores with a view to - I kid you not - becoming their next manager. :shock:

Well he's always had a taste for whores. :wink:

Also it would serve them right! :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Aug 13, 2020 1:28 pm
Rumours that Arsene "met with" the Barcawhores with a view to - I kid you not - becoming their next manager. :shock:

Well he's always had a taste for whores. :wink:

Also it would serve them right! :lol: :wink:
Barca " Arsene we would like to offer you the position of head coach at the Nou Camp "

Wenger " Thank you , but I am.manager at Arsenal and always stay loyal to my contract "

Barca " Actually you are no longer manager at Arsenal, and haven't been for over two years"

Wenger " " Are you sure, afterall everyone thinks their wife is prettiest, even if they are a little short with the handbrake on"

Barca " Yes Arsene we are sure , oh and we are also withdrawing our offer you senile fool"..

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Bradywasking wrote:
Thu Aug 13, 2020 1:52 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Aug 13, 2020 1:28 pm
Rumours that Arsene "met with" the Barcawhores with a view to - I kid you not - becoming their next manager. :shock:

Well he's always had a taste for whores. :wink:

Also it would serve them right! :lol: :wink:
Barca " Arsene we would like to offer you the position of head coach at the Nou Camp "

Wenger " Thank you , but I am.manager at Arsenal and always stay loyal to my contract "

Barca " Actually you are no longer manager at Arsenal, and haven't been for over two years"

Wenger " " Are you sure, afterall everyone thinks their wife is prettiest, even if they are a little short with the handbrake on"

Barca " Yes Arsene we are sure , oh and we are also withdrawing our offer you senile fool"..
:lol: :lol:

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Bradywasking wrote:
Thu Aug 13, 2020 1:52 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Aug 13, 2020 1:28 pm
Rumours that Arsene "met with" the Barcawhores with a view to - I kid you not - becoming their next manager. :shock:

Well he's always had a taste for whores. :wink:

Also it would serve them right! :lol: :wink:
Barca " Arsene we would like to offer you the position of head coach at the Nou Camp "

Wenger " Thank you , but I am.manager at Arsenal and always stay loyal to my contract "

Barca " Actually you are no longer manager at Arsenal, and haven't been for over two years"

Wenger " " Are you sure, afterall everyone thinks their wife is prettiest, even if they are a little short with the handbrake on"

Barca " Yes Arsene we are sure , oh and we are also withdrawing our offer you senile fool"..
:lol: :lol:

Uncanny. It's like being at the meeting. :shock:

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Christ, I missed the reports on TOF and Barca. I read about Xavi having turned down the job as he didn't think the time was right which presumably means he's getting paid stupid money in Qatar.

Barca actually turned down TOF when they found out that he had signed a release contract with us promising to take 2 out of 3 of Ozil, Mustafi and Xhaka with him to any new club in the next three years :roll:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Thu Aug 13, 2020 1:28 pm
Rumours that Arsene "met with" the Barcawhores with a view to - I kid you not - becoming their next manager. :shock:

Well he's always had a taste for whores. :wink:

Also it would serve them right! :lol: :wink:
Oi! Oi! OIIII! STOP Right there Mon Oirish Ami!

THAT was No Whore that was a serious French Musical Artist/ Dick Jokette
with a liking for Old Wrinkled Schlonggg! (and fat Wallets) :lol:

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