Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football ... ssel-kobe/

As their last hope to rebuild slips away...……………..

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goonertux wrote:
Sun May 26, 2019 8:33 am
And now old Red Nose is saying it was an error appointing Solksjaer! Still laughing.

8)

Schweeeeet!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 9:22 am
SydneyGooner wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 1:27 pm
Oleh is apparently the third highest paid manager in the league behind Guardiola and Klopp.

:barscarf:
This just gets better and better.

I'm waiting for some bored hack to do a bit of shit digging and come up with some old dirt about how Giggs the walking rug shagged oleh's missus 'back in the day' :D
Can't see it tbh. They aren't related. :D

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Harry Maguire must be thinking he should of stayed at leicester

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Mon May 27, 2019 5:53 am
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 9:22 am
SydneyGooner wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 1:27 pm
Oleh is apparently the third highest paid manager in the league behind Guardiola and Klopp.

:barscarf:
This just gets better and better.

I'm waiting for some bored hack to do a bit of shit digging and come up with some old dirt about how Giggs the walking rug shagged oleh's missus 'back in the day' :D
Can't see it tbh. They aren't related. :D
Yes they are, Solsjkaers missus IS Giggs sister :D :wink:

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IW8Goalmachine wrote:
Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:43 pm
Harry Maguire must be thinking he should of stayed at leicester




How are they talking up manure's performance in this transfer window ? They majorly overspent bringing in 2 defenders, and one of them has only had 1 season in the premier league, and had a nightmare in the under 21 euro's last month. They got shot of a fat striker but brought no-one in to replace him. They got turned down by both erikson and Dybala in the last few days. They still have the arrogant Pogba who is like a cancer in a club, and if he does go in the next few weeks, they wont be able to bring in anyone to replace him until January. And of course they have an inept fool at the wheel who will not last the season as their manager.

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augie wrote:
Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:26 pm
IW8Goalmachine wrote:
Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:43 pm
Harry Maguire must be thinking he should of stayed at leicester




How are they talking up manure's performance in this transfer window ? They majorly overspent bringing in 2 defenders, and one of them has only had 1 season in the premier league, and had a nightmare in the under 21 euro's last month. They got shot of a fat striker but brought no-one in to replace him. They got turned down by both erikson and Dybala in the last few days. They still have the arrogant Pogba who is like a cancer in a club, and if he does go in the next few weeks, they wont be able to bring in anyone to replace him until January. And of course they have an inept fool at the wheel who will not last the season as their manager.
First of all the question is.. why the fuck is he choosing United over City (if indeed they wanted him, but looks like Pep didn't want him actually)

Secondly, brilliantly put that. If Rashford doesn't become consistent from this weekend up until January, United has no hopes of staying alive for EL next season. Not much you can do when two of your starters are Instagram bellends and more consistent outside the pitch than inside. De Gea will, as per usual, bear the shithole for 90min every week and come to the rescue with his super saves. Expect him to make a few good ones against us to prevent the win at Old Trafford :banghead:

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Rian1 wrote:
Thu Aug 08, 2019 11:16 pm
augie wrote:
Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:26 pm
IW8Goalmachine wrote:
Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:43 pm
Harry Maguire must be thinking he should of stayed at leicester




How are they talking up manure's performance in this transfer window ? They majorly overspent bringing in 2 defenders, and one of them has only had 1 season in the premier league, and had a nightmare in the under 21 euro's last month. They got shot of a fat striker but brought no-one in to replace him. They got turned down by both erikson and Dybala in the last few days. They still have the arrogant Pogba who is like a cancer in a club, and if he does go in the next few weeks, they wont be able to bring in anyone to replace him until January. And of course they have an inept fool at the wheel who will not last the season as their manager.
First of all the question is.. why the fuck is he choosing United over City (if indeed they wanted him, but looks like Pep didn't want him actually)

Secondly, brilliantly put that. If Rashford doesn't become consistent from this weekend up until January, United has no hopes of staying alive for EL next season. Not much you can do when two of your starters are Instagram bellends and more consistent outside the pitch than inside. De Gea will, as per usual, bear the shithole for 90min every week and come to the rescue with his super saves. Expect him to make a few good ones against us to prevent the win at Old Trafford :banghead:
Getting £70m + for Lakaku is a right result - on par with us robbing Everton for Iwobble
Maguire is bang average, talked up by the media.
De Gea was awful against us last season at O.T absolutely shocking, long may that continue. :barscarf:

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StuartL wrote:
Fri Aug 09, 2019 11:01 am
Rian1 wrote:
Thu Aug 08, 2019 11:16 pm
augie wrote:
Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:26 pm
IW8Goalmachine wrote:
Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:43 pm
Harry Maguire must be thinking he should of stayed at leicester




How are they talking up manure's performance in this transfer window ? They majorly overspent bringing in 2 defenders, and one of them has only had 1 season in the premier league, and had a nightmare in the under 21 euro's last month. They got shot of a fat striker but brought no-one in to replace him. They got turned down by both erikson and Dybala in the last few days. They still have the arrogant Pogba who is like a cancer in a club, and if he does go in the next few weeks, they wont be able to bring in anyone to replace him until January. And of course they have an inept fool at the wheel who will not last the season as their manager.
First of all the question is.. why the fuck is he choosing United over City (if indeed they wanted him, but looks like Pep didn't want him actually)

Secondly, brilliantly put that. If Rashford doesn't become consistent from this weekend up until January, United has no hopes of staying alive for EL next season. Not much you can do when two of your starters are Instagram bellends and more consistent outside the pitch than inside. De Gea will, as per usual, bear the shithole for 90min every week and come to the rescue with his super saves. Expect him to make a few good ones against us to prevent the win at Old Trafford :banghead:
Getting £70m + for Lakaku is a right result - on par with us robbing Everton for Iwobble
Maguire is bang average, talked up by the media.
De Gea was awful against us last season at O.T absolutely shocking, long may that continue. :barscarf:
What in the world is Inter thinking, valuing Lukaku at 70 puts Laca and Auba at 150m each minimum.

De Gea was awful but we didn't get a win out of it, that's the problem, the fuckers turn up against us but hopefully this year's a bit consistent defence should do the trick.

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Rian1 wrote:
Thu Aug 08, 2019 11:16 pm
augie wrote:
Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:26 pm
IW8Goalmachine wrote:
Thu Aug 08, 2019 4:43 pm
Harry Maguire must be thinking he should of stayed at leicester




How are they talking up manure's performance in this transfer window ? They majorly overspent bringing in 2 defenders, and one of them has only had 1 season in the premier league, and had a nightmare in the under 21 euro's last month. They got shot of a fat striker but brought no-one in to replace him. They got turned down by both erikson and Dybala in the last few days. They still have the arrogant Pogba who is like a cancer in a club, and if he does go in the next few weeks, they wont be able to bring in anyone to replace him until January. And of course they have an inept fool at the wheel who will not last the season as their manager.
First of all the question is.. why the fuck is he choosing United over City (if indeed they wanted him, but looks like Pep didn't want him actually)

Secondly, brilliantly put that. If Rashford doesn't become consistent from this weekend up until January, United has no hopes of staying alive for EL next season. Not much you can do when two of your starters are Instagram bellends and more consistent outside the pitch than inside. De Gea will, as per usual, bear the shithole for 90min every week and come to the rescue with his super saves. Expect him to make a few good ones against us to prevent the win at Old Trafford :banghead:
It was certainly reported that citeh had agreed to match whatever manure offered for slabhead but just didn't make a big song and dance about it. I like to think that slab is actually stupid enough to pick the wrong club because he's at the right club if he really is that thick. There is every chance his lack of pace will be exposed at manure big time as he will not have the same level of protection that he had at Leicester.

Yup Rashford and Martial under immense pressure from the word go ....could be fun times ahead :lol:

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So Sanchez about to join Inter Milan on loan, with the option for them to buy him for £14m.

What a terrible career decision it was for Sanchez to join Manure. How many players have a PL medal offered to them on a plate, no wonder Guardiola went cold on him.

Looking at our squad as it is now he should be looking back and thinking Arsenal wouldn't be a bad place to end his career.

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nut flush gooner wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:05 am
So Sanchez about to join Inter Milan on loan, with the option for them to buy him for £14m.

What a terrible career decision it was for Sanchez to join Manure. How many players have a PL medal offered to them on a plate, no wonder Guardiola went cold on him.

Looking at our squad as it is now he should be looking back and thinking Arsenal wouldn't be a bad place to end his career.




Find me an article that has ever done anything other than speculate that sanchez CHOSE manure over citeeh 8)

Find me an article from anyone that says that citeeh actually made a bid and that that bid was accepted in that transfer (we pulled out of a deal to sell him to citeeh in the previous window). People have thrown out that bullshit that sachez chose utd over citeeh purely to paint him as a money grabber, when there is actually no substance to that story at all :roll: :oops: :oops:

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nut flush gooner wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:05 am
So Sanchez about to join Inter Milan on loan, with the option for them to buy him for £14m.

What a terrible career decision it was for Sanchez to join Manure. How many players have a PL medal offered to them on a plate, no wonder Guardiola went cold on him.

Looking at our squad as it is now he should be looking back and thinking Arsenal wouldn't be a bad place to end his career.
If Wenger had left, I believe Sanchez would have stayed and would have been an asset in the team. His departure was a clusterf*ck and had a lot to do with TOF then paying Ozil that insane wage. Sanchez career has absolutely nosedived since he left.

As has Ozil's.

And Wenger's :lol: :lol: :lol:

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xisstential wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:40 pm
nut flush gooner wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:05 am
So Sanchez about to join Inter Milan on loan, with the option for them to buy him for £14m.

What a terrible career decision it was for Sanchez to join Manure. How many players have a PL medal offered to them on a plate, no wonder Guardiola went cold on him.

Looking at our squad as it is now he should be looking back and thinking Arsenal wouldn't be a bad place to end his career.
If Wenger had left, I believe Sanchez would have stayed and would have been an asset in the team. His departure was a clusterf*ck and had a lot to do with TOF then paying Ozil that insane wage. Sanchez career has absolutely nosedived since he left.

As has Ozil's.

And Wenger's :lol: :lol: :lol:
He's still waiting on that job he was definetly starting in January.......maybe he meant January 2020 :rubchin:

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i still don't blame Sanchez at all - he was sold a ringer . Him and Ozil both came from Barca and Madrid respectively expecting to work with a top coach and win the CL again and the PL.

Sanchez was superb the first two seasons and his work rate was unbelievable, but then he realized what a hopeless fraud the ex manager was/is and the dross he had to play with - even in his last season he scored 31 goals for us in 50 games, so he wanted out.

lets look at the 2017 squad - elneny, Walcott, iwobi, Welbeck, mustafi, Welbeck, Wilshire....no CL football and we lost 3-0 to City AT HOME


and compare that to the team he left behind - Pique, Puyol, Messi, Neymar, Xavi, Pedro, Iniesta, Alves, Mascherano, Sergio....

no wonder he wanted out, he saw the writing on the wall - 10 months later the ex-manager was gone...

he was conned by the ex-managers false reputation.

His mistake was to stay in England, he should of gone to Juve.

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