Pain in the Arse Ribery Out!!

[kiwomya]

Bayern Munich midfielder Franck Ribery will miss the first leg of the Champions League last 16 tie with Arsenal following buttock surgery.

The France international, 30, had an operation on 6 February to repair a burst blood vessel.
Bundesliga and European champions Bayern said Ribery will return to training next week.
Bayern face Arsenal at Emirates Stadium on 19 February, before the return leg on 11 March.
Ribery made the three-man shortlist for the 2013 Ballon d'Or and helped Bayern win the treble last season.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26122611

Good news for us bad news for Franck.

[markyp]

Bayern Munich midfielder Franck Ribery will miss the first leg of the Champions League last 16 tie with Arsenal following buttock surgery.

The France international, 30, had an operation on 6 February to repair a burst blood vessel.
Bundesliga and European champions Bayern said Ribery will return to training next week.
Bayern face Arsenal at Emirates Stadium on 19 February, before the return leg on 11 March.
Ribery made the three-man shortlist for the 2013 Ballon d'Or and helped Bayern win the treble last season.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26122611

Good news for us bad news for Franck.

yeah fantastic news,will only be 7 nil now instead of 10

[falkirk goon]

Fantastic news buttock surgery its our lot that will need arse surgery after the 2legs

[Dan_85]

We're saved, Ribery's out of one leg! We're gonna hammer em now, I just know it!

[flash gunner]

Arse surgery WOW!!!!

[Rosie_titters]

Dr Thomas Hitzlesperger said "Frank is in a lot of pain, after having his arse ripped to bits", and he only came in to have his wisdom teeth removed

[flash gunner]

Dr Thomas Hitzlesperger said "Frank is in a lot of pain, after having his arse ripped to bits", and he only came in to have his wisdom teeth removed

[arseofacrow]

Dr Thomas Hitzlesperger said "Frank is in a lot of pain, after having his arse ripped to bits", and he only came in to have his wisdom teeth removed

You have to credit your source, mate.

[Chips and Chocolate]

Does that mean they'll get their arses handed over to them?

[clockender1]

This is the same Ribery who was only just cleared last week of having sex with a gorgeous 16 year old hooker ?

Guys a pervert obviously, I'm surprised Wenger didn't try harder to sign him....

[Red Gunner]

This is the same Ribery who was only just cleared last week of having sex with a gorgeous 16 year old hooker ?

I don't think she is gorgeous:







Imagine her without make up Wait...



She looks like Tugay

[DB10GOONER]

Imagine her without make up Wait...



That's a bloke.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

This is the same Ribery who was only just cleared last week of having sex with a gorgeous 16 year old hooker ?

I don't think she is gorgeous:







Imagine her without make up Wait...



She looks like Tugay

So that's where Brazilian gooners been

[Its Up 4 Grabs Now]

Fuck sake, Peter Beardsley's let himself go a bit, hasnt he?!

If this is clockender's idea of "gorgeous"...

[QuartzGooner]

Some years ago a mate of mine had double arse surgery.

He was constipated, and in trying to force it out he popped two of his three main sphinctoral veins.
Extreme piles.

So they pushed them back in through surgery and sewed them up.

He then exerted himself too much too soon, and they popped out again.

Four months later he was back in for round two, where they sewed them very tightly into the sphinc.

I went to visit him as he recovered and he was sitting on a foam block that was soaked in blood.

It is a cautionary tale with the message that regular bowel movements are not to be sniffed at.