A Pre-Wembley Fa cup semi final party !!

[Simon]

and most of us won't be going there anyway by the looks of things!

[DB10GOONER]

Spoke to the FA.
They have it listed as a Wigan venue!

Grass

Wigan should amend their website.
The police have it listed as an Arsenal venue so cannot see it being an issue on the day.
It would be obvious to Wigan fans when they see loads of Arsenal fans going in.
Plenty of other pubs around to drink in, Wigan are not Chelsea or Spurs looking for trouble.

But if Herd and his Malaysian Firm are over for it, then it could get right pwoppah nawty with claret splashed all over the place!!

Or they might just visit the NIKE London HQ and light some candles and pay their respects to their deity.

[rodders999]

Spoke to the FA.
They have it listed as a Wigan venue!

Grass

Wigan should amend their website.
The police have it listed as an Arsenal venue so cannot see it being an issue on the day.
It would be obvious to Wigan fans when they see loads of Arsenal fans going in.
Plenty of other pubs around to drink in, Wigan are not Chelsea or Spurs looking for trouble.

But if Herd and his Malaysian Firm are over for it, then it could get right pwoppah nawty with claret splashed all over the place!!

Or they might just visit the NIKE London HQ and light some candles and pay their respects to their deity.

NIKE London HQ...they prefer the name mecca

[QuartzGooner]

Spoke to the FA.
They have it listed as a Wigan venue!

Grass

Wigan should amend their website.
The police have it listed as an Arsenal venue so cannot see it being an issue on the day.
It would be obvious to Wigan fans when they see loads of Arsenal fans going in.
Plenty of other pubs around to drink in, Wigan are not Chelsea or Spurs looking for trouble.

But if Herd and his Malaysian Firm are over for it, then it could get right pwoppah nawty with claret splashed all over the place!!

Or they might just visit the NIKE London HQ and light some candles and pay their respects to their deity.

Before the last game at Highbury, I was walking in with friends from from Holloway Road, then through Drayton Park, Aubert Park and Avenell Road towards the Clock End side of the ground, through lots of Wigan fans.
It was weird, but they were shaking our hands, saying what an honor it was for them to be at the stadium's last game etc.

[northbank123]

I can confirm that NB123 and BRed's party will NOT be open to Wigan fans and following reports of a lack of hygiene at this event the last time out, the only bodily fluids puddling on the floor will be the welcome kind from the strippers. Entry remains free despite a sharp increase in interest following this fiasco. Our first VIP booth reservation has been confirmed: Steve_I, goonersid, Augie and HighburyJD.

Unfortunately our caterer has let us down (muttered something about pen not being put to paper yet and not wanting to shoot his bolt early) so if anybody can step in please PM me

[skizz_b]

This thread is fucking hilarious.

That is all.

[skizz_b]

Sorry, let me correct myself.

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Where do I sign up for a booth by the way?

[BournemouthRED]

I can confirm that NB123 and BRed's party will NOT be open to Wigan fans and following reports of a lack of hygiene at this event the last time out, the only bodily fluids puddling on the floor will be the welcome kind from the strippers. Entry remains free despite a sharp increase in interest following this fiasco. Our first VIP booth reservation has been confirmed: Steve_I, goonersid, Augie and HighburyJD.

Unfortunately our caterer has let us down (muttered something about pen not being put to paper yet and not wanting to shoot his bolt early) so if anybody can step in please PM me

who needs food when we have strippers and cocaine?

[officepest]

I can confirm that NB123 and BRed's party will NOT be open to Wigan fans and following reports of a lack of hygiene at this event the last time out, the only bodily fluids puddling on the floor will be the welcome kind from the strippers. Entry remains free despite a sharp increase in interest following this fiasco. Our first VIP booth reservation has been confirmed: Steve_I, goonersid, Augie and HighburyJD.

Unfortunately our caterer has let us down (muttered something about pen not being put to paper yet and not wanting to shoot his bolt early) so if anybody can step in please PM me

who needs food when we have strippers and cocaine?

Your imaginary do sounds preferable to the one being hawked on here chaps.

[northbank123]

I can confirm that NB123 and BRed's party will NOT be open to Wigan fans and following reports of a lack of hygiene at this event the last time out, the only bodily fluids puddling on the floor will be the welcome kind from the strippers. Entry remains free despite a sharp increase in interest following this fiasco. Our first VIP booth reservation has been confirmed: Steve_I, goonersid, Augie and HighburyJD.

Unfortunately our caterer has let us down (muttered something about pen not being put to paper yet and not wanting to shoot his bolt early) so if anybody can step in please PM me

who needs food when we have strippers and cocaine?

That's what I saw in you as a business partner!

Sadly in reality I am going to have a few beers and watch the game on my own on Saturday because I don't want to be with anybody if it goes tits up. Unfortunately the missus has different ideas and has booked a restaurant for the night. Uh-oh.

[BournemouthRED]

I can confirm that NB123 and BRed's party will NOT be open to Wigan fans and following reports of a lack of hygiene at this event the last time out, the only bodily fluids puddling on the floor will be the welcome kind from the strippers. Entry remains free despite a sharp increase in interest following this fiasco. Our first VIP booth reservation has been confirmed: Steve_I, goonersid, Augie and HighburyJD.

Unfortunately our caterer has let us down (muttered something about pen not being put to paper yet and not wanting to shoot his bolt early) so if anybody can step in please PM me

who needs food when we have strippers and cocaine?

That's what I saw in you as a business partner!

Sadly in reality I am going to have a few beers and watch the game on my own on Saturday because I don't want to be with anybody if it goes tits up. Unfortunately the missus has different ideas and has booked a restaurant for the night. Uh-oh.

More for me then

[DB10GOONER]

I can confirm that NB123 and BRed's party will NOT be open to Wigan fans and following reports of a lack of hygiene at this event the last time out, the only bodily fluids puddling on the floor will be the welcome kind from the strippers. Entry remains free despite a sharp increase in interest following this fiasco. Our first VIP booth reservation has been confirmed: Steve_I, goonersid, Augie and HighburyJD.

Unfortunately our caterer has let us down (muttered something about pen not being put to paper yet and not wanting to shoot his bolt early) so if anybody can step in please PM me

who needs food when we have strippers and cocaine?

That's what I saw in you as a business partner!

Sadly in reality I am going to have a few beers and watch the game on my own on Saturday because I don't want to be with anybody if it goes tits up. Unfortunately the missus has different ideas and has booked a restaurant for the night. Uh-oh.

You want to train your woman better.

I too will watch this match alone because if it goes tits up I will be major fucked off. Told the missus to exclude me from any family stuff this weekend. She knows better than to not accomodate my childish whims where football is concerned!

[RoscommonGooner]

That's what I saw in you as a business partner!

Sadly in reality I am going to have a few beers and watch the game on my own on Saturday because I don't want to be with anybody if it goes tits up. Unfortunately the missus has different ideas and has booked a restaurant for the night. Uh-oh.

You want to train your woman better.

I too will watch this match alone because if it goes tits up I will be major fucked off. Told the missus to exclude me from any family stuff this weekend. She knows better than to not accomodate my childish whims where football is concerned!

Asked the missus what she was doing around 5 on Saturday, she replied "nothing". I told her to do it somewhere else because I was watching the match

[DB10GOONER]

That's what I saw in you as a business partner!

Sadly in reality I am going to have a few beers and watch the game on my own on Saturday because I don't want to be with anybody if it goes tits up. Unfortunately the missus has different ideas and has booked a restaurant for the night. Uh-oh.

You want to train your woman better.

I too will watch this match alone because if it goes tits up I will be major fucked off. Told the missus to exclude me from any family stuff this weekend. She knows better than to not accomodate my childish whims where football is concerned!

Asked the missus what she was doing around 5 on Saturday, she replied "nothing". I told her to do it somewhere else because I was watching the match

We Oirish know how to control our women, RG. These Ingerlish could learn from us. Crack the whip. Show her who is boss.


Here - there's no chance any of our birds would ever read this, is there...?

[Chippy]

I'm taking mine to the game! Only her second ever.