As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
silus wrote:Simeone for me...need some nasty bastard to take over and get rid of the "finishing 4th is success" attitude at the club.
I imagine he would have gone fucking mental at his team losing a 3 goal lead at home...and it wouldn't happen again. Half our pampered pussies would hate him and want to leave, but fuck em... if you're not up to it, fuck off.
Unfortunately he's exactly the sort of person that the board wouldn't want in charge, Wenger will get moved upstairs and have a nice yes man put in charge
I could easily see that spineless bottler zil putting in a transfer request within days if he ever came in. But as you said "if you're not up to it, fuck off."
Herd wrote:Frankly speaking it should be me ,i have all the qualities needed for a modern manager .
I'm fat swear a lot and have a big fuck off hairdryer thanks to Mrs Herd .
I can talk crap all day long so the media wont be a problem ,I'm fluent in double dutch ,and can cuss in Greek ,Danish,Italian, French
Yiddish and Spanish .
If players need motivating I have some really scary pals that will do the trick .
Under my rule banners will not be permitted without flip flops ,
I will teach tactics and how to defend using my old subbuteo set .
Injuries will no longer be a problem as the players will be given the very best cocaine shots into the affected areas.
At a mere $7.9 Million a year I'm great value.
I can also drive a bus so no need to go by train anywhere especially Stoke .
Herd for manager !
I look forward to that day......Herd announcing our new home and away kits
I think the best person to take over hasn't been mentioned yet.
As has been previously discussed the first year or two will be a transition so results could suffer who ever comes in. That's why I would go for Natalie Sawyer.
She has a basic understanding of the game, but more importantly, the post match interviews on hot summer afternoons each week with her in a tight t shirt would be worth hovering above the relegation zone for.
By mid September Rodders would need a Braille keyboard....
With Saints loosing to Sheffield Utd and having a terrible run theres little chance of Koeman coming now, we dont ever have managers that loose against lower team sides.
In fact according to my stats Dave Hockaday hasnt lost a single match since September so perhaps he is in with a shout
and have a nice yes man put in charge
zil putting in a transfer request within days if he ever came in. But as you said "if you're not up to it, fuck off."
