Nightmare Debuts
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Nightmare Debuts
By all accounts Sczezeseszney had a bit of a mare on his debut for.Roma.
Seem to recall Jenkinson scored a hell of an o.g on his pre-season debut.
Was at Anfield when Parlour gave away a pelanty on his debut.
Can anyone recall any others ?
Seem to recall Jenkinson scored a hell of an o.g on his pre-season debut.
Was at Anfield when Parlour gave away a pelanty on his debut.
Can anyone recall any others ?
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Is a 'pelanty' something to eat?
sorry.
sorry.
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Any fucking surprise? The quicker the smug prick is gone for good the better.StuartL wrote:By all accounts Sczezeseszney had a bit of a mare on his debut for.Roma.
Seem to recall Jenkinson scored a hell of an o.g on his pre-season debut.
Was at Anfield when Parlour gave away a pelanty on his debut.
Can anyone recall any others ?
Re: Nightmare Debuts
Didn't Jason Crowe get sent off on his Arsenal debut?
Edit: just checked and it was the fastest ever debut sending off in the football league... 33 seconds
Edit: just checked and it was the fastest ever debut sending off in the football league... 33 seconds
Re: Nightmare Debuts
Eden Hazard had a stinker for Chelsea
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Reyes.
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Late 90s came out of retirement to play a one off game as a favour for a mate.
15 mins in, deflect a shot past our keeper.
30 mins...tear my Achilles.
I'd say that ranks as a pretty shit debut!!!
15 mins in, deflect a shot past our keeper.
30 mins...tear my Achilles.
I'd say that ranks as a pretty shit debut!!!
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Woodgate for Real Madrid was spectacular.. OG and red card I think..Also remember a kid for Arsenal called John Halls getting sent off v Manure in a League Cup game but not sure it was his debut.
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Comedy Eboue for us. Wore a clown outfit and did a couple of summersaults and a few pratfalls. Oh how we laughed. Oh what a great guy he was. So funny and just sooooo lovable. yay.
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Some old favourites had stinkers of debuts !
Ray Parlour , gave a penalty away and we lost 2-0 @ Liverpool !
Willy Young, had a mare in front of a Hostile crowd as we lost to Ipswich at home 1-4 , the crowd were singing "Get back to Tottenham ".
Willy had been sent of in the away fixture the previous season for violent conduct , he ended up at Highbury a cult figure and was a great man .
I saw him GIVING his West Ham cup final ticket allocation out to fans on the steps of the marble halls ! ! !
Ray Parlour , gave a penalty away and we lost 2-0 @ Liverpool !
Willy Young, had a mare in front of a Hostile crowd as we lost to Ipswich at home 1-4 , the crowd were singing "Get back to Tottenham ".
Willy had been sent of in the away fixture the previous season for violent conduct , he ended up at Highbury a cult figure and was a great man .
I saw him GIVING his West Ham cup final ticket allocation out to fans on the steps of the marble halls ! ! !
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That was the one that immediately sprung to mind for me - It was a league cup tie home to Birmingham (we won 4-1 after extra time, seem to recall Boa Morte scored a nice goal, as did alberto mendez or whatever he was called, the German/Spanish person)g88ner wrote:Didn't Jason Crowe get sent off on his Arsenal debut?
Edit: just checked and it was the fastest ever debut sending off in the football league... 33 seconds
Crowe came on as a sub, made one tackle, got a red for it, back off after 33 seconds, dont think he even touched the ball. I think I'm right in saying he never played for the first team again, hard to think of a more disasterous debut than that.
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Eboue is a proper ledge LOLDB10GOONER wrote:Comedy Eboue for us. Wore a clown outfit and did a couple of summersaults and a few pratfalls. Oh how we laughed. Oh what a great guy he was. So funny and just sooooo lovable. yay.
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You say toe-may-toe, I say toe-mah-toe.Henry Norris 1913 wrote:Eboue is a proper ledge LOLDB10GOONER wrote:Comedy Eboue for us. Wore a clown outfit and did a couple of summersaults and a few pratfalls. Oh how we laughed. Oh what a great guy he was. So funny and just sooooo lovable. yay.
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It is how John Hartson and Chris Twaddle pronounce 'penalty' - it is maddening.Midz wrote:Is a 'pelanty' something to eat?
sorry.
I’ll cut Hartson some slack as he’s from the principality - but Waddle: my God what a fucking dunce.
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I believe Marinez made his debut in the 7-5 League Cup win over Reading ; letting in 5 goals in your first game as a keeper ain't the best start.